–Anna Kendrick covers Elle’s inaugural social media issue, in which she claims she hasn’t been hit on since Up In The Air came out. I’m guessing that’ll change once everyone gets an eyeful of her sexy photo spread.
-Also, she tweeted “The character I’m channeling for my Elle cover shoot probably killed her 1st husband.”
-Speaking of cover girls, how far along is Mila Kunis? Five months? Six? ‘Cause I think I’m already at the saturation point when it comes to her pregnancy talk. I certainly didn’t need to hear about how her vagina is going to be shredded.
–Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks might fine in the new Sin City 2 trailer.
-Yikes. Harrison Ford was injured by the Millennium Falcon on the set of Star Wars and airlifted to a local hospital. He hurt his ankle.
–Jennifer Lopez and the angry dude from Dancing with the Stars may be dating which means A) he’s not dating that cute figure skater chick who looks like a Disney princess come to life, and B) she’s still slumming it with dancers.
–Bill Murray crashed a random couple’s engagement photoshoot because he’s a goddamn national treasure.
-Is Nina Dobrev dating James Marsden? That’s so…weird!
–Louis CK is really unhappy with TMZ for posting the Tracy Morgan video.
–Kim Kardashian posted the most sullen wedding photo ever. Why so serious?
–Nikki Finke just launched her new Hollywood gossip website and all is right with the world.
-Speaking of Hollywood gossip, Molly Bloom takes us inside the high-stakes poker game that drew in A-list stars “Tobey” “Leo” and “Ben.”
–Adam Levine is doing some weird 12-stepish atonement process with his exes before his wedding. That guy.
-Fox has slightly restored my faith in humanity by canceling I Wanna Marry Harry.
-There are not enough eyerolls in the world to respond to the news that Robin Thicke is naming his new album Paula.
–Adrianne Palicki and Stacey Oristano are the cutest Friday Night Lights costars of all time.
-Here’s the 2013-2014 TV season in one depressing chart. Pretty much everything is down year over year.
-True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto says he “can’t imagine” making more than three seasons, which is promising.
-Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton has called upon his Star Trek colleagues for a series of live readings. Among them: Patrick Stewart and William Shatner!
–Brangelina are really working the power couple angle.
–Tom Hiddleson is going to play Hank Williams? I can’t see it, but that guy can do no wrong so I’m sure he’ll kill it.
-Here’s the first photo from Jurassic World. If you were hoping to see dinosaurs, you’ll have to make do with a really hot Chris Pratt instead.
–James Franco and Seth Rogen are recruited to assassinate North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in the trailer for The Interview. I hate myself for laughing at this. I blame Lizzy Caplan.