-The CW was the last network to present their fall TV schedule. I really like the trailer for the Arrow spinoff, The Flash. (“Lightening gave me abs?!”) Plus, Tom Cavanagh! And anything by Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas is definitely worth a look.
-Speaking of The CW, my DVR has suddenly decided to stop recording Arrow so I missed the big finale twist, but everyone’s freaking out about it. Sidenote: Are Felicity and Roy dating IRL? Her Instagram feed seems to suggest so.
-Speaking of cosy CW costars, Joseph Morgan is engaged to an actress he met on the set of The Vampire Diaries.
-Also, Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev want main Vampire Diaries characters to start dying (even if that means theirs).
–Solange posted photos of Beyoncé on Instagram yesterday but was she throwing shade in the process?
-Meanwhile, the latest theory about the elevator fight was that Solange was mad about Jay Z’s flirtation with Rachel Roy.
-Also, TMZ reportedly shelled out $250K for the elevator footage. Bargain!
–Beyonce, Jay Z and Solange released a joint statement about how they’re all one big happy family and we should all just ignore the footage, mmm-kay?
–Drake and Rihanna have reportedly split again. :: sad trombone ::
-Also, Rihanna has been accused of cyber-bullying a teen for her prom outfit.
-In other Disney princess news, here’s the first teaser for the new live-action Cinderella.
–Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had a hardcore makeout session in NYC, destroying any lingering love we may have felt for him.
–Neil Patrick Harris says he turned down the Late Show, but he’s eyeing a variety show instead.
–Tina Fey thinks Ellen will be the first Queen of Late Night TV.
–James Franco pulled a Shia and plagiarized some art.
-All the old cohosts from The View reunited to send Barbara Walters off today. Did Jenny McCarthy really tell Meredith Vieira that she “grew up” watching her? Gross.
–Sarah Silverman advises women to not “talk s–t” about themselves in her new advice column for Glamour.
–Emily Blunt was adorable on Kimmel last night talking about the time she took Tom Cruise to a sex club for Matt Damon‘s birthday.
–Julianne Moore’s Coin coif in Mockingjay is fierce!
–Rob Lowe hates Air Canada Rouge as much as the rest of us.
-EW has a new clip from Godzilla.
-As if Helen Mirren wasn’t enough to hook you, the Hundred-Foot Journey trailer serves up a whole lot of food porn.