So it happened. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married in Florence this weekend and it didn’t involve all of the world’s communication systems being appropriated to broadcast the couple’s vows, or any planets being forcibly re-aligned to spell out KIMYE 4 EVA. Whew.
It was still pretty elaborate though. The menu sounded insanely yummy, and Elton John, Andrea Bocelli, John Legend and Lana del Rey all performed — though of course Kanye himself took the mic to rap at the end of the first dance. Also, his toast was more of a rant because, well, it’s Kanye.
The only glimpses of Kim’s Givenchy wedding dress we seem to be getting are from Instagram shots, which means they’ve undoubtedly signed a lucrative deal to splash the photos across the pages of some glossy, so don’t expect this story to go away anytime soon.