–Christina Ricci‘s rep confirmed she’s expecting her first child, just in case this photo didn’t already convince you.
–James Franco posted (and then quickly deleted) another gross selfie, but the internet forgets nothing!
–Sofia Vergara has split from creepy fiance Nick Loeb yet again. Let’s hope this time sticks.
–Charlize Theron thinks gluten-free diets “are bullshit,” which makes me love her.
-The New York Post’s report of Kimye’s wedding is hilariously bitchy.
-Meanwhile, Lena Dunham joked about missing the wedding — and then had to explain that she wasn’t actually invited because the internet doesn’t understand sarcasm.
–Joss Whedon is clearly standing in Edgar Wright‘s corner following the Ant Man blowup, judging by his Cornetto response.
-Speaking of departures that are leaving fanboys (and girls) in tears, Drew Goddard has left Netflix’s Daredevil.
-Arcade Fire’s Win Butler has responded to the criticism surrounding their new video, which features Andrew Garfield in drag.
–Casey Wilson got married this weekend and all of her Happy Endings costars attended, which makes me so very happy.
-House alum Lisa Edelstein also tied the knot this weekend.
-Vulture picked the Top 10 SNL sketches from this season. I wish they included Josh Hutcherson’s Josie song (which might have made me laugh more than any else on SNL in years), Tina Fey’s Girls parody, and Lena Dunham’s Scandal spoof. Kerry’s Washington‘s “What Does My Girl Say?” was great too, but it probably doesn’t age as well.
–Emmy Rossum and Michael Buble became plane buddies on a recent flight.
-Speaking of unlikely pairs, watch Jonah Hill and Julie Andrews plan their future honeymoon in this adorable clip from The Graham Norton Show.
-Finally: a positive story about Justin Bieber. He made his time spent in Cannes a little more acceptable by donating $545k to charity.
-Slightly less positive news: he’s set to appear on So You Think You Can Dance.
-I really liked the new X-Men movie, but my first thought when it ended was “did that just negate the movies that came before it?” EW does a deep dive into the ramifications.
–Patrick Stewart on the advice he’d give his 20-year-old self: “Oh, that’s so easy. I would say, “Patrick, cheer the f— up!'”
-When David O. Russell texts Jennifer Lawrence at 4 in the morning offering her film roles, she says yes.
–Norm Macdonald has been campaigning hard to replace Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show, and last night he showcased all his skills in a one-minute audition on Conan.
-Another day, another shot of Rachel Bilson baring her baby bump in Barbados.
-Meanwhile, her Hart of Dixie costar Jaime King says the actress has been wanting a baby “badly” for quite some time.
–Jim Carrey is the latest star to get in on the commencement speech action.
–Keira Knightley looks lovely on the new cover of Beach, where she talks about making peace with her career choices.
–Denzel Washington takes on the Russian mob in the new trailer for The Equalizer.
-Every clip and trailer for 22 Jump Street makes me LOL like a crazy person. I’m going to be really annoying at the theatre…