-We’re only two days in, but Kaley Cuoco is already a strong contender for worst wedding dress of 2014. Weird fit, weirder colour. Vera Wang or not, it made her look like she was getting ready to drive off to her honeymoon in this. Kaley posted a bunch of photos of her Christmas Eve quickie wedding on Instagram. (That chandelier cake, however, is boss.)
–Shia LaBeouf has now taken to skywriting his apologies. Well, at least he can’t be accused of plagiarising this one.
–Kate Winslet looks stunning on the cover of Glamour UK, in which she talks about her new baby’s last name. “Of course we’re not going to call it RocknRoll.” She gives an equally kick-ass response when asked about getting rid of the pregnancy weight: “Having just had a baby, I’m not going to be thinking about my arse.”
–Tom Cruise and The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus have been named the most fan-friendly celebs of 2013 when it came to autographs and interactions.
–Rihanna’s New Year’s Eve was better than yours.
–Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield spent their NYE in Hawaii.
–Miley Cyrus is denying reports that she dissed Beyonce because (despite what 2013 would have us believe), she’s not a total idiot.
-In other denials, Aaron Sorkin is shooting down reports that he and Jeff Daniels hate working with Olivia Munn.
-Even Prince William can’t pass up a good selfie opportunity.
-All I know about Chrissy Teigen is that she’s John Legend‘s arm candy, but her response to Fifty Shades of Grey makes me want to know more.
–Russell Brand just offered a master class on how to shut down a heckler.
-Why do people keep hiring Jay Mohr? He hosted the Sprint Cup Series Awards and made fun of presenter Alyssa Milano‘s weight. People are calling her response “classy,” but I wonder if it was actually a subtweet about his wife’s crazy plastic surgery.
-Unfortunately, that rumour that Will Smith asked NBC to reunite the Fresh Prince of Bel Air cast in honour of late star James Avery is not true.
–Demi Moore‘s boyfriend’s chest tattoo is terrible, but she looks so happy that it’s hard to hate on him too much.
–Britney Spears had a wardrobe malfunction during her Vegas show and she handled it like a champ.
-I didn’t even know that Jamie Chung and Bryan Greenberg were dating, but apparently they’re now engaged.
-It took her long enough, but Ani DiFranco has finally coughed up a real apology for planning that plantation event.
-When I think of great hair, Kirsten Dunst doesn’t automatically spring to mind. And yet, she’s just been named the first spokesmodel for L’Oreal Professionnel.
-There’s nothing better than reading James Blunt’s tweets when haters are going after him. He should just quit music and become a professional snark tweeter.
-Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland has way too many feelings about Carly Rae Jepsen‘s upcoming Broadway gig.
–Chris Pine recalls working with Lindsay Lohan on Just My Luck as “a real cyclone of insanity.”
-Here’s the first photo from Guardians of the Galaxy. Wait, so they weren’t joking about the racoon? I don’t get Hollywood.
–Cameron Diaz would prefer it if you don’t laser away your pubic hair, thank you very much.
-Is Chris Evans being a diva on the set of the new Captain America?
–The preview for Jerry Seinfeld‘s web series season premiere, starring Louis CK, looks delightful.
–Ricky Martin has split from his longtime boyfriend.
-Here’s the first trailer for Draft Day, starring Kevin Costner and Jennifer Garner. (It opens with FNL-type music, which seems like cheating.)