-I can’t believe this John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John music video actually exists, but I’m incredibly grateful for the string of terrible decisions that made it happen. It’s worth all the premature wrinkles cringing from it will bring. I think I’ll even add this GIF to my sig.
-Our lady of GOOPiness Gwyneth Paltrow just said that she doesn’t think women can have it all. Gasp!
–B.J. Novak will guest-star on The Mindy Project. Is he single? Doesn’t matter — in my head, they’re going to get married someday.
-I had vowed to watch the Les Mis trailer every day until xmas, but that was before I saw this clip of Mariah Carey singing “All I Want for Christmas” with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots.
-Speaking of great Jimmy Fallon clips, he played a hilarious music game with Keira Knightley (with assists by Dave Matthews and Michael Buble).
-In other Buble news, Reese Witherspoon will sing a duet with him on his upcoming album.
-Oh my god, this video of a drunk Patrick Stewart gloating about beating his son at pool is perfect.
-It’s terrible that hospital staff gave out details about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy to prank callers — but the actual call is kind of hilarious.
–Stevie Nicks has jumped in to defend Kristen Stewart. If that doesn’t shut up KStew detractors, I don’t know what will.
-The first image from Evan Rachel Wood and Shia LaBeouf’s new movie has landed. She makes me want to chop all my hair off.
-Speaking of Evan, she’ll be costarring with the hot guy from Prom in 10 Things I Hate About Life.
–Russell Crowe is pissing off Robert DeNiro because he keeps being rowdy in the courtyard of a hotel DeNiro co-owns. Hmm..I wonder who would win in a fight?
-Awww. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder went Christmas tree shopping together.
–Mel Gibson may reach out to Lindsay Lohan to see if she needs his help. Best. Idea. Ever.
-The guys from Parks and Recreation posed with the Indianapolis Colts. Pawnee pride!
-Has Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy put her Weight Watchers deal in jeopardy?
-Speaking of knocked up Jessicas, Jessica Alba is denying reports she’s pregnant.
-Aw geez. Next week’s Parenthood has already turned me into a puddle, and that’s just from the promo!
–Jack White is slamming those reports that he slammed Lady Gaga in a recent interview.
–Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent a second night together. Is anyone else getting a little skeeved out that the world is tracking their sleepovers?
-Sweet! Community is having a holding a fan convention on its actual set.
–Anne Hathaway is really confusing me this week. First came the oddly styled Glamour photo shoot, and now there’s the strange dress she wore to the London premiere of Les Miserables.
-In today’s real estate porn, Johnny Depp just bought a sweet new Nashville pad.
–Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are back to being enemies, with Brandi claiming her son got sick after eating one of LeAnn’s laxatives.
-This Tumblr pretty much made my life.
-It had to happen sooner or later: Rihanna is getting her own reality show.
-The youngest kid from Home Improvement was just convicted of DUI and drug possession.
–Jay-Z rode the subway, and he had to adorably explain to the old lady he sat next to why everyone was making a big deal about it.