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February 2016

Hello, It’s Adele on the Cover of Vogue

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Adele looks stunning on Vogue’s March cover. In the interview, she once again gushes about the Spice Girls and explains why she fights so hard for her son to remain unseen by the paps: “I think it’s really hard being a famous person’s child. What if he wants to smoke weed or drink underage, or what if he’s gay and doesn’t want to tell me, and then he’s photographed and that’s how I find out?”

-In his latest long and ridiculous Twitter rant, Kanye West said it was Taylor Swift’s idea to call herself a bitch who he made famous. She is all like “uh, hells no!”

Diane Kruger joined Joshua Jackson at the opening of his new play and they looked all happy ‘n stuff. And she posted this on her instagram. But minutes earlier she posted this. And a couple of days ago she posted this. Goddamit Kruger, what are you trying to tell us??!?

Selena Gomez has been friends “for years” with Jennifer Aniston? How? When? How?

-Well, this is total bullshit. Spike TV is ripping off James Corden’s carpool karaoke idea for a new show.

-Wait, now Liam Neeson is trying to walk back the best internet conspiracy of our time? Hard pass.

-Of course Emma Thompson has the most brilliant answer when asked about Oscar’s diversity problem. Why am I even surprised?

Kerry Washington plays Anita Hill in the new Confirmation trailer.

-There’s nothing I like better than reading TV critic Mo Ryan go after a showrunner *hard* in an interview when they make especially stupid character decisions. She felt exactly like I did after watching the last ep of The 100.
-Congrats to Alanis Morissette, who is pregnant with baby no. 2.

-God bless Gillian Anderson for trying to start an #agingwithoutshame hashtag. When we were watching the last episode, one of my friends commented how much better her breakdown scene was because she hadn’t effed with her face like most actresses her age.

Alison Brie says she once peed her pants while filming Mad Men. Well, Jon Hamm does have a weird effect on female bodies…

-People magazine asked stars like Rachel McAdams, Kate Winslet and Brie Larson how they’d like to be remembered after they die. Way to kick the weekend off in the darkest way possible, People…

-This ‘shipping article spoke to my soul (and made me want to do an Angel rewatch.)

OK Go’s zero-gravity music video is very cool, but the amount of pressure these guys must face every time they release a new clip makes me squirmy.

Tom Hiddleston makes a very sexy spy in this trailer for The Night Manager. Two steamy Tom Hiddleston trailers two days in a row? #blessed

Melissa McCarthy lets the insults fly in the new trailer for The Boss.

-Oh god. Garry Marshall is doing another one of those let’s-have-a-million-actors-be-in-a-holiday-movie thing. This one is called Mother’s Day and it features Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts and Kate Hudson.

Justin Bieber Comes Clean in GQ

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-In his new GQ article, Justin Bieber apologized “you know, to the Mayan people or whatever, whoever was…felt any disrespect.” Super sincere, bro. He also says that now, “I’m a lot closer to my dad than I am to my mom.”

-Meanwhile, Jon Hamm (who looks *rough*), Nick Jonas, Maya Rudolph, John Krasinski and more participate in a dramatic reading of Justin’s “I’m Sorry.” Also, I might have rewound the Kate Beckinsale part to examine her face two or three or nine times…

-Please tell me you’re all glued to the Kanye West live-stream of his album launch! Watching it for the celeb spotting alone is priceless, watching it live with Twitter is next level. I mean, when he debuted his video game footage that featured his mom flying through the gates of heaven(!) and then berated the crowd for not applauding enough! And the new lyrics! “I bet me and Ray J would be friends if we didn’t hit the same bitch.” “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex, I made that bitch famous.”

-When Meryl Streep was asked about lack of diversity on Berlin film festival jury, she said “We’re all Africans really.” Oh, honey, no.

-Meanwhile in Berlin, George Clooney snapped at reporter how questioned his refugee activism.

-Yesterday, Ryan Reynolds‘ media blitz included a nugget about how he met Blake Lively while they were on a double date with other people. Was her date Leonardo DiCaprio? If so, all of the laughter. All. Of. It.

-Also, Ryan Reynolds can stop with all the promotion. Betty White just did all the Deadpool advertising that needs to be done.

-It is just me, or are behind-the-scene cast videos of CW stars becoming more entertaining than the shows they’re on? Here’s Caity Lotz showing off her epic head-spinning skills, and John Barrowman and Katrina Law doing a dance routine to Paula Abdul.

-Dammit. I dropped Outlander early last season but the new promo art and trailer for the upcoming season is making me want to reconsider. I can’t resist a good corset…

Jared PadaleckiDavid Sutcliffe and Milo Ventimiglia just signed on to the Gilmore Girls reboot. Basically at this point, I think we can all assume that every original actor whose name ISN’T Melissa McCarthy will return.

-Here’s the first trailer for The Catch, Shonda Rhimes‘ new show. I’m really loving the casting.

-Speaking of new shows, I can’t really get a handle on the tone of Will Arnett’s new Netflix show from this trailer.

-I’m not the only one totally freaked out by Stephanie‘s boobs in the new Fuller House trailer, right?

-Here’s the final Batman V Superman trailer. Yeah, still couldn’t give a crap about this one.

Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult are dystopian lovers in the new trailer for Equals.

Dakota Johnson Denies Relationship Rumours in Marie Claire

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Dakota Johnson looks lovely on the cover of Marie Claire, which totally makes up for the dress she wore to the How to Be Single premiere. In the cover story, she says she’s single and shoots down those relationship rumours surrounding her and Matthew Hitt.

-Speaking of premiere dresses, Jennifer Aniston has rarely topped any of my best dressed lists to begin with, but what the hell happened to her in the last year? Did she get a new stylist? And does that stylist hate her?

Blair Underwood has signed on to star on one of The Good Wife’s final 9 episodes. That’s all well and good, but I wish they’d remember all the actors they had that just mysteriously disappeared. Remember Taye Diggs? Amanda Peet? The girl who played Robyn?!?

-The Flash ratings hit a 14-month high this week, which is awesome because I was starting to wonder if I should drop that show and last night’s episode totally turned it around. I mean, Barry was still a selfish asshat but whatever.

Kate Winslet says she won’t boycott the Oscars because she “just couldn’t imagine not being there to support” Leonardo DiCaprio, which is actually pretty damn sweet.

-Guys, Idris Elba may be single! This is not a drill!!!
-People has named Ryan Reynolds The Sexiest Dad Alive. Ok, People. Now you’re just making shit up.

-Meanwhile, Ryan says fell in love with Blake Lively — while on a double date with someone else. Rude!

-AMC made the first four minutes of Sunday’s Walking Dead mid-season premiere available now. I’m not getting sucked back in, I’m not getting sucked back in, I’m not getting sucked back in…

Aaron Sorkin is adapting To Kill A Mockingbird for Broadway and Twitter reacted accordingly.

Will Smith is worried that he and Jada may have been a little too hands-off with their parenting style. Gee, ya think?

Melissa McCarthy raps her favorite Kanye West song in her SNL promos.

Rory’s best boyfriend is officially returning for the Gilmore Girls reboot. Woot!

Hayley Atwell just landed the lead in a new ABC legal drama, which doesn’t bode well for Agent Carter’s chances. Yes, it’s not unheard of for an actor to book a pilot when they’re not sure if their existing show will be renewed, but the fact that it’s on the same network makes me think TPTB have already made a decision.

-A film producer spent the afternoon tweeting out terrible descriptions for female characters in scripts, and it was glorious.

-Also glorious: the season 3 trailer for Broad City.

-Wait, so Batman V Superman has to make $1 billion globally to be considered a success? Ruh-roh.

Tom Hiddleston strips naked in the new trailer for High-Rise and you’re not even paying attention to anything else I’m typing are you so I can just type random words at this point sausages petticoat tupperware pizza dildo ankle