–Adele was adorable on Ellen, talking about how she cried all day after the Grammys and then participating in an epic Jamba Juice prank. I love how fully she commits to this!
-I don’t know why W Magazine asked a bunch of stars to read Hannibal Lecter monologues, but I’ll take it.
–Kate Hudson on raising two boys: ‘You love them and then you can’t stand them sometimes.’ Sounds about right.
-I love that every actor who gets killed off The Walking Dead tries really hard to pitch the writers a different storyline.
–Andy Daly‘s Review is ending after the next (abbreviated) season. I give this news half a star.
-There was chatter on Twitter last night that Sandra Oh might be coming back to Grey’s Anatomy again fulltime, but I haven’t seen any confirmation. She wouldn’t, would she?!
–Casey Wilson says a wealthy investor has offered to fund a Happy Endings movie. Do it. I don’t care if they all have to dress up as mascots and eat Subway sandwiches during the entire thing. It’d be worth it.
–Ryan Reynolds once accidentally jumped into a dead horse while trying to pee. Happens to the best of us…
-Also, I want Ryan Reynolds to do all of Katie Holmes’ press for her from now on. He’s clearly better at it.
–Jennifer Lopez ate In-N-Out and evaluated Matt Damon‘s beard in the latest edition of Jimmy Fallon’s teen girl talk show ‘Ew!’
–JLo also played Password with Fallon and Khloe Kardashian. Turns out she’s really, really bad at it.
–Will Ferrell really, really wants a Pretty Woman sequel.
-I’ll just be over here listening to FKA twigs’ new song on repeat forever, k?
–J.K. Rowling continues to give free master classes on how to shut down Twitter trolls.
–Prince’s passport photo is the best passport photo to ever exist. All other passport photos should just quit.
–Joe Morton says he’s fallen asleep while shooting scenes on Scandal. What a coincidence. I’ve fallen asleep while watching scenes on Scandal.
-The new Orphan Black trailer is here to make you dance.
-Speaking of TV trailers, here’s a new one for The Path starring Aaron Paul and Hugh Dancy. How do we get Hulu in Canada?! Cause I need this in my eye grapes!