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March 2016

Rihanna Will Kiss It Better

-How many times have you watched the “Kiss It Better” video today? It’s ok;  I won’t tell.

-Meanwhile, I still like Father John Misty’s cover better.

-Lululemon threw shade at Beyonce and then quickly realized how stupid that was. And here I thought introducing thigh gap leggings was the worst thing they’d do this month…

-DC has ordered reshoots of Suicide Squad because they want to funny it up like Deadpool? Well, that bodes well.

-This article on Ben Affleck and his changing image throughout the years is so, so good.

Seth Green once thought Jon Bernthal looked homeless so he gave him some White Stripes tickets. This just makes me love Seth Green even more.

-Oh geez. Now Tidal is trying to take on Netflix by streaming moviesKanye West is already developing a film with Bret Easton Ellis.

Rupert Murdoch’s ex-wife is dating Vladimir Putin? I thought we were still a day away from April Fool’s?

Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff continue to be adorable besties in this Ham4Ham video. Sidenote: who wakes up in full eyeliner and lip gloss?

-You stay away from Anna Kendrick, Kellan Lutz! You stay far away!

-Speaking of Hamilton stars, the producers perfectly pointed out the irony of the current”controversy” over their non-white casting.

Stephen Colbert had a musical interview with Crazy Ex Girlfriend star Rachel Bloom and it was beautiful.

-I’m glad Alyson Hannigan is still getting work, but this seems like a weird choice for her.

-Here’s the Alice Through the Looking Glass trailer. Meh.

Jennifer Lopez on Carpool Karaoke

James Corden texting Leo DiCaprio from Jennifer Lopez‘s phone about what to do for fun and him responding “You mean tonight, boo-boo? Club wise?” is giving me LIFE!

-Meanwhile, James Corden, Jon Bernthal, and Cuba Gooding Jr. had a breakdance battle. Kinda.

Charlize Theron insists she didn’t actually “ghost” Sean Penn. I guess I should probably stop working on that statue I’m sculpting in her honour…

Jennifer Lawrence is suddenly very interested in doing more X-Men movies. Sure she is.

-If you have a minute, this writer’s takedown of Elle magazine and what they did to his interview with elusive fashion legend Rei Kawakubo is a hell of a read. (Frankly, both sides don’t come off well here. But it’s rare to see someone burn down every bridge in such a nutso way.)

-Speaking of nutso, NBC’s next live event is going to be A Few Good Men adaptation from Aaron Sorkin. What?

Susan Sarandon has finally backtracked on her comments about Trump, thankfully. Dammit Janet!

Whoopi Goldberg is launching medical marijuana products targeted at menstrual cramps. Marry me.

Chris Brown mocked Kehlani’s suicide attempt because he continues to be the human equivalent of a male pinky ring.

Seth Meyers announcing his first baby (and getting all teary about it) is adorable.

-God bless Wentworth Miller for making everyone feel like shit about that internet meme about him that’s going around.

-Words I thought I’d never type: a CW show helped boost the ratings of a CBS show.

Claire Danes and Jimmy Fallon played a very energetic game of Fast Family Feud.

Ben Affleck has definitely written a script for his own solo Batman movie. As much as I thought he was the best part of BvS, I’m gonna need at least five years before anyone brings this up again, mm-kay?

-Warner Bros. released a deleted Batman v Superman scene, starring Lex Luthor. It still doesn’t make anything make sense.

Nick Offerman has very deep shower thoughts.

Aaron Paul‘s new Hulu show The Path debuts tonight (tomorrow on Showcase in Canada), and every review seems to say it’s slow. Like, really, really slow.

Kiefer Sutherland is trying to be a country singer now. Ok, then.

Brad Pitt reportedly once offered to sire Melissa Etheridge’s child.

-Ok, Gilmore Girls — you don’t have to bring back EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER that’s ever been on the show. At this point, the entire reboot is just going to consist of actors walking past the camera and waving.

Peter Dinklage is hosting SNL this weekend. Kristen Bell must be so excited!

-The new Me Before You trailer was designed in a lab to maximize tear duct activation.


Women Rule on EW’s Game of Thrones Covers


-All of the Game of Thrones covers EW is running are great, but I’m going to be super bummed if I don’t get Arya or Brienne in my mailbox tomorrow.

-Despite what everyone was reporting this morning, Jon Lovitz is NOT engaged to 90210 star Jessica Lowndes. It was just a publicity stunt for her new music video. A really creepy publicity stunt.

Hugh Jackman helped his 15-year-old son and another swimmer when they got caught in a riptide, and his son looked at him like “gawd, dad! You’re so embarrassing. Just let me die or whatever…”

-Did Lady Gaga celebrate her 30th bday as a married lady?

-Another teaser for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has landed. This show makes me stupid happy.

-Speaking of things that make me stupid happy, here’s another adorable clip from The Wine Show. I love that Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys seem totally sloshed in all of these…

-This is pretty wonderful: Judd Apatow, Kevin Nealon, Kathy Griffin and more honoured Garry Shandling with a pickup basketball game, which he used to host weekly.

-Arrow’s Emily Bett Rickards and Colton Haynes made a very silly dance routine to Taylor Swift‘s “Shake It Off” which sounds exactly like something my friends and I would do. We just wouldn’t post it to YouTube. Bless them.

Robert De Niro ended up pulling that anti-vaxx doc from the Tribeca Film Festival. I love how @NYTHealth tweetstormed the crap out of it.

Jennifer Lopez is going to be a guest on James Corden’s new Carpool Karaoke show. Here for it.

-I was trying to explain to my coworkers why I didn’t hate Batman V Superman as much as I thought I would, but then I realized that everything I was mentioning was a negative (with the exception of Affleck‘s performance). I also realized pretty quickly that I couldn’t explain any single character’s motivations for anything that they did. Like, what exactly was Lex Luthor’s plan?!

-Even Michael Shannon, who is in Batman V Superman, could not possibly care less about the clash between Batman and Superman.

-Not surprisingly, the film opened huge but the box office is dropping fast. Like history-making fast. Let’s see if it makes it past that rumoured $1B required checkpoint…

Alec Baldwin was the first choice to play Mr Big on SATC? Just….no.

-Another TMNT 2 trailer that kind of makes me want to see it. I don’t understand life.

Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe ham it up in the Nice Guys trailer.