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January 2016

George Clooney Criticizes Oscars’ Lack of Diversity

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George Clooney is criticizing the Oscars for being too white which is all well and good, but his production company has never (EVER) hired a non-white/non-male director.  (And you know how much it pains me to speak ill of Georgie. Seriously, I feel cramps coming on just typing this…)

-The Academy president has also issued a statement on the lack of diversity among 2016’s Oscar nominees saying they are making moves to widen the member base, which is a good first step. But as important as expanding the voting body is, it’s even more important to expand the types of people who they’re voting on. Studio executives, financiers, producers, casting directors and more need to widen the net. White dudes continue to dominate the scene behind and in front of the camera.

-One person who is NOT going to support Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s Oscar boycott is the original Aunt Viv.

-Here’s Idris Elba‘s full speech to British parliament on the need for more diversity in TV. Who needs to read erotica when we have this??!

Jamie Foxx pulled a man from a car that flipped over outside his house. That sounds like some Tom Cruise-level heroics. Katie certainly has a type.

Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Seth Rogen and more audition for the role of Cher Horowitz in Clueless for a new W video. I’d cast Jake in a heartbeat.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk: still a thing. Also, good on her for making a white bikini work. That rarely happens.

Derek Zoolander nailed Vogue’s 73 question challenge in a way no one has ever nailed it before!

Madonna has denied those reports that she was drunk at her Louisville show. (She doesn’t address the rumours that she was 3 hours late, tho.)

-Uh oh. HBO’s Westworld has halted production to finish scripts. This isn’t exactly a kiss of death (The Leftovers did the same thing in season 1), but it’s also not super comforting.

-Here’s another X Files review suggesting that if you can make it through the first two episodes, the third will flood your life with sunshine and happiness. #FingersCrossed

-Nothing makes me happier than Gillian Anderson’s complete and totally inability to remember old X Files episodes. The trivia part at the end of this interview is delightful.

-The NYT did a great profile on Rachel Bloom. Are you watching Crazy Ex Girlfriend? Why not?

-Nothing fascinates me more than finding out how much celebrities get paid to mention products on Instagram.

Zac Efron posted a Martin Luther King Jr. Day message on Instagram that somehow made it all about him. Between this and his lack of appearance on this morning’s High School Musical reunion on GMA, he’s on my shit list today.

-Oh wait, the Neighbors 2 trailer just came out and Zac is hilarious in it. #Forgiven. (Also, is this the first greenband trailer that’s included the word “shit” uncensored?)

Channing Tatum Posts Sweet Pics of Wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum

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Channing Tatum Instagramed a sweet tribute to his wife with the caption: “To my light. I love you.”

-I’m not the type of person who uses hashtags like #RelationshipGoals (cause gross) but Channing Tatum might just sway me with his latest Instagram posts.

Miley Cyrus was spotted sporting a huge diamond ring and now everyone’s wondering if her engagement to Liam Hemsworth is back on.

Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly took four women back to his hotel after the London premiere of The Revenant. Looks like someone’s going to have to double down on those “I want babies” Oscar campaigning interviews now…

-He also met up with Rihanna in Paris, but his camp insist they’re “just friends.” Uh huh.

Spike Lee is boycotting the Oscars, as is Jada Pinkett Smithwho says “Begging for acknowledgement diminishes dignity and it diminishes power.”

-Also fighting for more diversity is Idris Elba, who just called out British TV.

-At the Critics’ Choice, the biggest fashion improvement was clearly Alicia Vikander, who rebounded nicely after the Golden Globes. I also loved Aya Cash in menswear.

– The best speech at last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards was 9-year-old Jacob Tremblay’s, especially the crowd reaction shots to his adorableness. Also, him on the dance floor at the after-party? This kid kills me.

-Everyone’s also raving over Amy Schumer’s acceptance speech but I dunno. It was fine (and I certainly don’t want to contribute to the weird backlash she seems to be receiving lately), but over 5 minutes? That’s a little much.

-However, Amy Schumer’s shutdown of this kid’s slut-shaming is glorious.

-Last night, Nicole and I were texting each other about Kate Beckinsale’s face. Is that what prompted Jennifer Aniston’s weird reaction to her?

-Also at the Critics’ Choice Awards, Christian Bale proved he’s that guy who awkwardly kisses all his friends on the mouth and they’re all like “um…really?”

-Don’t tease me about a Freaks & Geeks reunion, Judd Apatow. Don’t you effing tease me!

-Comedian Heather McDonald says she (and most of the crew) “lived in fear” of Chelsea Handler when they worked on her show.

-Also, why is Handler the one who gets a Netflix special on racism??

-Does anyone have a more interesting dating life than Laura Dern? She was spotted out with Common.

Rashida Jones‘ new comedy Angie Tribeca debuts tonight. I watched a screener for the first episode a while ago and didn’t get it. But I really like her, so what do I know?

-I didn’t catch all of Adam Driver on SNL, but his Undercover Boss skit was golden.

-Happy birthday to Betty White, who turned 94 yesterday.

-Was Jim Halpert actually the villain of The Office? Not really, but this is funny.

-Belly-cupping doesn’t really bug me, especially from celebs who are in the early stages of their pregnancy.  Chrissy Teigen explains why.

Linda Perry is calling out Lady Gaga over her writing credit on an Oscar-nominated song, claiming Gaga only rewrote one line.

-Netflix has renewed Kimmy Schmidt for a third season before its second even begins airing, and I’m totally cool with that. Sometimes I randomly remember the Entourage joke from that show and laugh uncontrollably.

-Deadpool being banned in China is a big blow to Marvel, considering it’s the 2nd largest box office market in the world.

-They’re making a Neighbors 2? I don’t hate this idea.

Zoolander Covers Vogue

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Derek Zoolander gives his best Blue Steel the cover of February Vogue. Is this real life?

-Meanwhile, the new trailer for Zoolander 2 is basically a perfume commercial.

-Hold up, Anne Hathaway. I’m all for supporting other women and sisterhood, but just because Jennifer Lawrence is a woman, doesn’t give her free reign to be a dick. Come on, now.

-“I want to see the license that says that they’re a journalist” – Sean Penn, who clearly doesn’t know how journalism works.

John Krasinski explained why you don’t ever want to sit at Leonardo DiCaprio’s table during an award show.

Emma Watson tweeted a feminist quote from Alan Rickman in tribute and the internet hated her for it because people suck.

-The SNL writers of the alien abduction sketch knew that Ryan Gosling was going to lose his shit during it, but they didn’t mind. “We were charmed. When Gosling smiles, the world smiles with him.” Truer words…

Amal Clooney is still super smart, in case you were wondering.

Wolf Parade is back and I’m so happy!

Céline Dion‘s terrible week just got worse. Her brother Daniel is very ill and is not expected to survive much longer.

Gillian Anderson and James Corden prove that the X Files theme can make anything scary.

-Trying to stem an early wave of bad reviews, Fox has now made three episodes of The X Files reboot available to critics and the trajectory seems to be: terrible, slightly better, awesome. The third one is written by Darin Morgan and the general consensus is that it’s light-hearted and wonderful. Whew!

-Less promising are the reviews for DC’s Legends of Tomorrow.

-Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom used to intern for Seth Meyers, and busted him for it when appearing on his show this week.

-These pictures of Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman doing puzzles together restore my faith in humanity.

Kate Middleton is now an online newspaper editor. It took me a journalism degree and years of work experience to get that position, but ok.

Nick Carter claims he’s ‘just a guy trying to enjoy some vacation time’ following his arrest. Um, doesn’t a vacation imply having a job to take a break from?

-The first trailer from Judd Apatow‘s new show starring Gillian Jacobs is pretty adorable.

JJ Abrams just dropped an excellent trailer for his Cloverfield sequel which comes out in two months — despite the fact that no one even knew this movie existed before this morning!