–Channing Tatum told Ellen about the intense process he went through to recruit Beyonce for Lip Sync Battle, calling her his Keyser Söze for her unknowable mystery.
-Unclench, everyone. George Clooney just shot down those Amal pregnancy rumours.
–Rita Ora posed topless for a new magazine cover and now she’s trending. Seriously tho, what is a Rita Ora?
-Want to feel dumb? Watch Paul Rudd and Stephen Hawking square off in a game of Quantum Chess.
–Leonardo DiCaprio meets with Pope Francis to discuss climate change because he’s in charge of saving the world, apparently.
-Good news for Ricky Whittle. The 100 star was just cast in Bryan Fuller’s American Gods. Bad news for The 100, prob.
-This X Files theory makes Mulder and Scully’s entire relationship make sense.
-Also, this new X Files blooper just made my week. Who knew getting hit in the boob with an apple would be that funny?
-Well, this is delightful: Sia, Natalie Portman, and Jimmy Fallon performed “Iko Iko” with wigs, cups, and spoons.
-The new Junior Boys album is streaming. Put it in your ears!
-I’m not quite sure why Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard posted this music video to “rage hard and honor Toto” but it’s a gift from the heavens and I refuse to question it!
-The cast of Straight Outta Compton didn’t get invited to the Oscars? FFS!
-The latest edition of Toast’s “If XX Was Your Boyfriend” is on Josh Hutcherson, and I giggle-blushed my way through the whole thing.
-This is lovely: Jane the Virgin’s Gina Rodriquez is giving her 2015 Golden Globes dress to a fan to wear at prom.
–Zach Galifianakis wishes they only made one Hangover movie and says they should have left “well enough alone.” Did he have those concerns when he was cashing the sequel cheques?
–Amber Rose slammed Kanye West for mentioning her son in Twitter feud with Wiz Khalifa. She was totally cool with mentioning butt play, tho.
-Is my love for Robbie Amell enough to make me sit through a movie he costars in where Kevin Spacey plays a cat? I don’t think it is (and this is coming from the girl who spent her last plane ride watching him play Lauren Graham’s son(!) in a movie about a solider dog, so it’s a damn low bar…)