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February 3, 2015

Stars Get Drape-y for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue

Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue 2015

-Here’s the cover of Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue (which is only slightly less white than Oscar race).  I really don’t love this photo; there’s way too much awkward spreading. Just imagine the direction on set: “Amy, dry hump Channing‘s shoulder! Oscar, get all up in Sienna‘s crotch-pillow!”

-During the cover shoot, Reese Witherspoon and Amy Adams dished on their obsession with Lena Dunham’s Girls.

-Speaking of the whiteness of the Oscar race, here’s this year’s class photo.

Ellen asked Mila Kunis if she and Ashton Kutcher are married and she dodged the question. So yes, yes they are.

-I hate hate hate the new Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney song, but they all look cool in the video so win for them?

Taylor Swift won’t be performing at the Grammy Awards this weekend, but she promises it will still be a “dance party/rage fest.”

Channing Tatum is teasing us with his crotch, as per uge.

Jimmy Fallon was on a roll last night. For his cold open, he recruited Alfonso Ribeiro and DJ Jazzy Jeff to re-create the Fresh Prince intro, and then had Chris Pratt and Chris Evans photo-bomb people (where Evans proved that white men CAN jump).

-A new segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Mean Tweets’ sees Katy Perry, Drake and Britney Spears hate-reading about themselves.

-Sadness: Robin Williams‘ widow is reportedly challenging his children for certain personal effects he left them in his will.

Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn split before any of us even realized they got married.

-There’s only one new episode of Parks and Rec tonight, but it features this drunken wedding toast from Ben so it’s all good.

-Here’s what Michael Fassbender looks like as Steve Jobs. (Spoiler alert: he still looks like Michael Fassbender.)

-Here’s a teaser trailer for Marvel’s Daredevil, which looks very Arrow-y. Not that that’s ever a bad thing.

-Newlywed Cameron Diaz enjoyed a girls’ night out with Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Richie.

-I’m usually not a big fan of facial hair, but Dev Patel is rocking it.

-I’m buying Kim Gordon’s memoir if only for her bit about Courtney Love asking her for relationship advice: “I thought, Ewwww, at even the mention of Billy Corgan, whom nobody liked because he was such a crybaby.”

-Fifty Shades’ director Sam Taylor-Johnson says “it was difficult” working with author E.L. James.

Felicity Jones reportedly beat Tatiana Maslany for that as yet unknown role in the New New Star Wars spin-off, which is hitting me right in the sads.

-Here’s the trailer for Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut Lost River, which critics HATED.