-There is a sketchy report that Brangelina might be adopting another kid, this one a two-year-old boy from Syria.
-In other sketchy Brangelina reports, Marvel is apparently very keen to get Angelina Jolie as the director for their first female-led movie, Captain Marvel. I like that idea, but I liked it way more before I read that Selma’s Ava Duvernay is also open to doing a superhero film.
-Are Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt going to star in a movie together? The box office may spontaneously combust.
-Variety has the scoop behind Rosie O’Donnell‘s dramatic exit from The View.
-The idea that Birdman and Boyhood are now in a dead heat for the Oscars frontrunner is kind of blowing my mind.
-Not one, but two sequels to Fifty Shades have already been greenlit. Lord help us.
-With Adam Pally, Eliza Coupe and Damon Wayans Jr. all suddenly jobless, is a Happy Endings reunion possible?
-Here’s our first look at Showtime’s Happyish, which was originally meant to star Philip Seymour Hoffman.
–Bruce Jenner has denied that he was texting before that fatal crash that left a woman dead this weekend.
-Speaking of celebrities in terrible accidents, Jesse Tyler Ferguson‘s husband won’t be charged in a deadly crash that killed Kirstie Alley‘s future son-in-law.
-Famous romance novelists dissecting the latest plot twists on Arrow? I’m so in.
-The new trailer for A&E’s The Returned confirms my suspicions that it’s a shot-for-shot remake of the French series. Because America!
-If Diplo was serious about ending his feud with his Taylor Swift, why did he post such an unflattering photo?
-Last night at the Grammys, Kanye West jokingly rushed the stage when Beck beat Beyonce (or maybe he wasn’t joking at all, given his post-show rant) — but Beck actually agreed with him that Bey should have won.
-Also if, like me, you switched over to The Walking Dead halfway through the Grammys (or should I say Grammyzzzzzz, amirite?), here’s Kristen Wiig and Maddie Ziegler performing “Chandelier,” introduced by Shia LaBeouf.
-This Grammy photo of Sam Smith and Rihanna is freaking me the eff out. Why does she look so tiny and childish? Is it the dress? His big head? WHAT’S HAPPENING?
-I skipped the Grammy’s pre-show, but jesus is this really what Guiliana Rancic looked like? Tell me this is some photoshopped wizardry?
-Big news for Serial fans: Adnan has been granted an appeal. Sarah Koenig explains how the MD Court of Special Appeals works here.
-And here it is: the first trailer for the NWA biopic Straight Outta Compton.
-The trailer for Netflix’s new Bloodlines series has been released and it features a Kyle Chandler voiceover so I am ALL IN. Goddamit, I miss Coach.