-Congrats to Scarlett Johansson, both for her engagement and her teeny tiny waist in Venise.
-They’re trying to turn Emma Donoghue‘s excellent novel Room into a movie. Um, how?
–Terrence Howard continues to be a jerky jerkface.
–Cameron Diaz is showing off her gaudy N.Y.C. apartment in Elle Decor, proving money can’t buy you taste.
–Alyssa Milano “leaked” a sex tape — but it’s really just a spoof for charity.
–Ellie Goulding just made Justin Timberlake’s “Mirrors” a trillion times better.
–Justin Bieber uploaded (and then quickly removed) a photo of Poo Bear holding what looks like a baggie of coke.
–Jon Stewart returned to The Daily Show last night, and it was predictably awesome.
–Janelle Monae‘s new album is streaming online. Love her!
-Newsroom’s Alison Pill talked about her leaked topless Twitpic on Conan last night, calling it “dumb” and “so hideously embarrassing.”
-I can’t wait until my Breaking Bad issue of EW arrives!
-U2’s Adam Clayton just got hitched.
-Big Bang Theory’s Johnny Galecki will exec-produce a new Fox sitcom.
-The first trailer for Ass Backwards has landed. Casey Wilson FTW!