-I love the dress Jennifer Lawrence is wearing on the cover of Marie Claire, in which she reveals that her New Year’s resolution is to stop being a pushover. After watching that scene in which she takes on Robert DiNiro in Silver Linings Playbook, I think she’s got it covered.
–Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Harry Styles all went skiing together, no doubt leaving a trail of hyperventilating teens in their wake.
–Nick Stahl just ensured the words “troubled actor” will precede every new story ever written about him: he was arrested for lewd conduct in a porn store.
-The first preview for Lindsay Lohan‘s Million Dollar Makeover episode has landed. How did poor Kathy Ireland get pulled into this mess?
–Brangelina are kicking it in the Caribbean for the holidays.
-Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux turned their Cabo vacay into a party. They were spotted catching some rays with John Krasinski, Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmel.
-One of those indistinguishable Twilight werewolves just got arrested for public intoxication.
-Dammit. Knowing that Ashton Kutcher eats at Red Lobster makes me want to like him just a teeny tiny bit.
-You thought your Christmas was awkward? Tom Cruise‘s private jet was spotted in Ohio, where Suri is celebrating the holidays with Katie Holmes‘ family.
-Meanwhile, Katie‘s Broadway play is closing 7 weeks early due to poor ticket sales.
–Kristen Stewart was photographed carrying a slingshot in her back pocket, which is now totally going to be a thing people do.
–Jessica Simpson is showing off her (temporary) weight loss on the cover of Weight Watchers Magazine (which is apparently a real thing), but she’s getting more buzz for this boobalicious pic she just Tweeted.
–Neve Campbell named her son Caspian, which I don’t hate.
-Speaking of hate, Gwyneth Paltrow has another cookbook coming out.
-Meanwhile, here’s a pretty great takedown of GOOP.
-It’s a good sign that even the poster for This is The End is funny.
-Even though Rainn Wilson‘s Office spinoff is dead, they’re still going to show the pilot episode.
-Don’t watch this Pain and Gain trailer unless you want to feel really bad about Mark Wahlberg‘s career. Rebel Wilson, what are you doing in this?!