-We’re inching closer and closer to the Brangelina wedding. The pair have reportedly picked up their wedding bands. Is a holiday ceremony in the immediate future?
–Bill Murray’s entrance on last night’s Letterman proves once and for all that he is the king of awesome and we must all bow down before his awesomenicity.
-Meanwhile, here’s Vulture’s definitive Bill Murray role matrix, from happy to sad, affable to dickish.
-I want Halle Berry’s sweater.
–Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend were photographed swapping spit in NYC.
-Amazing: Kristen Wiig has just been cast as Steve Carell’s love interest in Anchorman 2.
-I nearly broke a finger in my rush to click on the headline “See Tom Cruise Take on Five Guys At Once.” Sadly, it was just a new clip from Jack Reacher. #misleading
-There are big changes coming to Smash, mostly involving firing a lot of people and throwing out Debra Messing‘s collection of crazy-lady scarves.
–Megan Fox says she’s no longer going to strip onscreen or prance around in a bikini now that she’s a mom. Men, commence your mourning period.
-Want to know how to write a book proposal that’ll land you a $3.7 million publishing deal? Gawker just posted Lena Dunham’s entire book pitch.
–Psy might be ruling American airwaves these days, but it wasn’t so long ago that he was signing about killing “those f**king Yankess.” Charming.
-It’s official: John Slattery and Zach Gilford are the ultimate unlikely fantasy duo.
–Gisele Bundchen just gave birth to a baby girl at home.
–Taylor Swift and Harry Styles must be getting serious: she just introduced him to BFFs Emma Stone and Dianna Agron.
–Demi Moore’s behaviour gets curiouser and curiouser.
-This preview clip of Happy Endings is pretty much perfect.
-I hate hate hate Anne Hathaway’s manicure here. Please tell me this isn’t a new trend.
-Meanwhile, I love love love Kristen Stewart’s romper.
-Don’t feel too bad for Gerard Butler (who’s new movie is set to redefine “tanking” this weekend). At least he’s dating a model named Madalina Ghenea.
-AMC sent Aaron Paul some awesome Breaking Bad-themed cupcakes, which he Instagrammed immediately.
-Gawker is right: Stephen Baldwin looks just like Jack Donaghy in his ridiculously handsome mugshot.
–Grey’s Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes shit-talks Katherine Heigl (though very politely) in a new interview with Oprah.
-This photo of Mila Kunis without makeup makes me feel better about life.
-It’s the mashup we didn’t know we needed, and now we don’t know how we could have lived without it: It’s Always Sunny in Homeland.