-The idea that Hugh Jackman seems to be in the habit of giving ladies lap dances just made my brain sneeze.
-Why do I feel like we’re all going to know more than we ever wanted to about Kate Middleton’s morning sickness?
-Meanwhile, it looks like The Queen found out about the pregnancy the same day as the rest of the world. I’m sure she’s just thrilled about that.
-I’m usually not a fan of lace dresses with sleeves (the sight of which instantly recalls my grandmother’s speeches about “the importance of looking like a lady”) but Amy Poehler is killing it in this outfit. Grams was right!
-Not killing it is Kristen Stewart in this gown. What happened? She was on such a roll.
–Mike Tyson said a whole lot of awesome words in a recent interview, including how he was jacked on cocaine while shooting The Hangover and how he’s “forgiven” Brad Pitt for allegedly sleeping with Robin Givens back in 1988.
-Speaking of great anecdotes, Bill Murray recently talked about the last time he saw Gilda Radner.
–Jon Hamm and John Slattery are both set to direct more Mad Men episodes this season, just in case they hadn’t already ruined all other men for you.
-Want to feel old and out of touch? Just check out Spin’s list of the 50 best albums of 2012.
–Adam Levine says Honey Boo Boo is “literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened.” Um, has he heard “Payphone?”
–Lindsay Lohan‘s bad year (life?) continues: now her bank accounts have been seized.
-For as little as $300, you can have Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman record your voicemail message.
-Oh goodie. More photos of Rihanna with Chris Brown.
-Is Rihanna sure she’s done with Drake? But he even cooks!
–Taylor Swift may be dating another 18-year-old, but this guy works a photo opp like a seasoned pro. Props on the baby prop.
-The Community writers don’t seem too worried about Chevy Chase‘s sendoff.
-Here’s DMX singing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” just ’cause.
–Kristin Chenoweth is dating a guy from The Bachelor? Just how hard did she hit her head on The Good Wife set?
–Kim Kardashian’s milkshake brings protests to the yard.
-Wait, Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazz weren’t married before this? On second thought, I’m OK with not being clear on that particular celeb tidbit.
–Al Roker pretends to support Matt Lauer — while at the same time outing him for crying over The Notebook.
-I don’t know who this actor is but after reading about his proposal, I’m seriously concerned for his fiancee.
-I would like someone to make this Parks and Recreation movie happen, for reals.
–Before Midnight is going to premiere at Sundance. Can. Not. Wait.
-The first trailer for Beyonce’s documentary (which she directed) has landed. All the no-makeup shots seem promising.