-2012 has been the year of Channing Tatum — and the year’s not over yet! He just announced that wife Jenna Dewan is expecting their first child.
-I thought Deadmau5 and Kat Von D were dunzo, but then he proposed to her (on Twitter, no less!).
-In other proposal news, congrats to Kelly Clarkson, who’s engaged to Reba McEntire‘s stepson. It’s the country music circle of life!
-Speaking of country music, whenever I start to like Blake Sheldon he goes and does shit like this.
–Matt Damon gave a pretty boss answer on why he’s never denied those gay rumours surrounding him and Ben Affleck.
-Oh goodie. There’s a Justin Bieber TV show in the works. ‘Cause that kid just wasn’t getting enough exposure.
–Kristen Stewart did another granny panty/see-through dress combo on the red carpet. This needs to stop happening.
-Speaking of dresses, it physically hurts me to type this, but I’m digging Blake Lively‘s leather Isabel Marant mini.
–Orlando Bloom‘s mom insists that her son and Miranda Kerr are doing fine, despite all those split rumours that have been floating around. Convinced yet?
–Scott Speedman is talking about a Felicity reunion. Such a tease! A beautiful, soft-spoken tease…
-Everyone’s talking about the bridesmaids dress Jessica Simpson wore at Donald Faison‘s wedding, but I’m more concerned about the fact that this photo makes Zach Braff look 97.
-I missed last week’s debut of Taylor Swift new video, in which she tries to convince us that she’s all tough and shit. It’s ADORABLE!
-Meanwhile, Harry Styles partied with girls who aren’t Taylor Swift, causing the internet to explode.
–Charlie Sheen drunkenly gave Zac Efron a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, and is now too embarrassed to ask for it back? I’m not buying it. Nothing embarrasses Charlie Sheen at this point.
–Kate Middleton’s teeny tiny baby bump made an appearance this weekend. If you squint and tilt your head, you may see it.
-In other baby news, the girl who played Anna on The O.C. is now a mommy.
-Well, this is awesome: Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman played a Hobbit edition of “f–k, marry, kill” with MTV News.
-I love that Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are now such good pals that they go to Disneyland together with their kids.
-Here come more rumblings about how Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are never going to make it down the aisle.
-The only thing (ONLY THING) I like about Gwyneth Paltrow is her eagerness to stuff her face.
–Miley Cyrus got all crotch-grabby on national television last night. Um, Merry Christmas?
–Janice Dickinson just got engaged and says her wedding will “make Brad and Angelina’s look like a trip to city hall!” God, I hope she live-tweets it.
–Alison Brie was playing at the Viper Room with her band Girls on Friday night and hauled Community costar Danny Pudi up on stage for some hilariously bad freestyle rapping.
-Do you want to watch Big Boi reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Then you’re in luck!
-In other holiday clip news, here’s Kevin Pollak reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas” — as Christopher Walken.
–The xx covered Wham!’s “Last Christmas’ — and the results are lovely.
-So it’s come to this: Lindsay Lohan is reportedly so desperate for work she’s booking appearances at weddings and bat mitzvahs.
-The creator of Homeland addressed some viewer complaints about this season (without really saying much of anything).
-The first full Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer landed, and was quickly upstaged by leaked footage of the film’s first 10 minutes.