-It may not be the real-life Titanic pairing we were hoping for, but it’s still all kinds of sweet that Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly gave away Kate Winslet at her wedding to Ned “Yes, That’s Really His Last Name” Rocknrolla.
-No surprise here: Katie Holmes got to spend Christmas with Suri.
-In other TomKat news, Katie Holmes continues to prove her media savvy by scheduling an appearance on Letterman the same week her ex is trying to sell his movie.
-Speaking of Letterman, Oprah got him to talk about his relationship with Leno in a new sit-down.
-Much like her sanity, Britney Spears‘ gig as an X Factor judge is growing increasingly shaky.
–Courtney Love and Frances Bean were actually nice to each other on Twitter. It’s a Christmas miracle!!
-Remember when Christian Slater was a thing? Not anymore; his new movie grossed just $264 at the box office.
-The youngest Kardashian kids (please don’t make me learn their names!) had a much better Christmas than you and I. One scored a pair of Christian Louboutin heels and Balenciaga boots, while the other got a Céline tote. Sigh.
-Everyone’s OMGing over the fact that Miley Cyrus posted a photo of Liam Hemsworth wearing what looks like a wedding ring.
–Brandy just got engaged. Let’s all wish her well and keep on collectively forgetting about that time she killed someone…
-In other engagement news, Janet Jackson is getting hitched to a billionaire.
-Less shy about baby bumpin’ is Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum.
-Just in case you don’t already feel bad enough after all that turkey, here are some photos of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Happy New Year!
-Is anyone else hoping Demi Moore finds a way to take Ashton Kutcher down for his douchey divorce announcement?
-Meanwhile, Ashton took Mila Kunis to brunch in Chicago, where she proved that she’s the only woman alive who can pull off this hat.
-The first trailer for A Place Beyond the Pines has landed. It was greeted with a giant “meh” at TIFF, but it’s Ryan Gosling in Drive-mode, so I’m still intrigued.