–Kristen Stewart’s crappy summer continues. Her mother just filed for divorce from her dad.
–John Mayer reportedly broke up with Katy Perryover email. Ouch. It’s bad enough getting dumped, but even worse when it’s coming from hatconnoisseur@douchecity.com.
–Lindsay Lohan is denying reports that she trashed a hotel room. Either way, the Lifetime producers are saying they have no idea why she thought they’d foot her ginormous hotel bill.
-Jennie Garth and Luke Perry couldn’t just let us believe this story about them reconnecting on the set of their Old Navy commercial, not even for one measly day of ’90s nostalgic bliss? Killjoys!
-Rumour has it that Adelegot married this morning, but she says that the rumour is wrong.
-Some stars did actually make it down the aisle though, including X-Men‘s Shawn Ashmore and Bridesmaids’ Chris O’Dowd.
-Speaking of Chris, the trailer for his new movie The Sapphires has landed. My friend got tickets to this but I didn’t; now I might have to reconsider.
-Speaking of TIFF movies, some new clips from Smashed starring Aaron Paul have landed. CANNOT WAIT!
-I usually put as much stock in wedding ring sightings as I do in baby bump rumours, but this blind item has me a little freaked out by recent ring-less photos of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett.
–Russell Brand visited Geri Halliwellat her house. Guys, this is really happening!!
-It looks like Justin Theroux has gotten Courteney Cox‘s BFF seal of approval.
-Everyone at Pitchfork felt a little tighter in their pants today when Arcade Fire and The Strokes got together for a charity basketball game.
–Holly Madison just announced her pregnancy, and now comes word that her baby daddy is facing jail time.
-The To Do List trailer features Donald Glover, Audrey Plaza, Connie Britton, Scott Porter and pretty much every other awesome NBC star.
–Bill and Giuliana Rancic welcomed their new, regally named son Edward Duke.
-Every time I see a photo of Anne Hathaway’s fiance, I momentarily mistake him for Ryan Gosling. And then I mentally high-five Anne Hathaway.
–Kim Kardashian is tweeting photos of what looks like a wedding dress. Yes, let’s all to that again. Solid plan.
–Breaking Bad’s Besty Brandt talks about how handjobs are windows to the soul on that show.
-Speaking for Breaking Bad, this video made my day.
-Oh goodie. The little kids from Modern Family are now making more than you.
-Ya know, I’ve sang Boyz II Men at karaoke a lot (A LOT!) and never once has one of the band members surprised me with an assist.
–LeAnn Rimes turned 30 and celebrated by entering treatment for “anxiety.” As ridiculous as her requests for privacy are (please, I could pick her belly button out of a lineup thanks to her omnipresent bikini pics), it’s NUTS that haters were calling her.
-TIFF hasn’t even started yet and the celeb sightings are in full swing already. Clare Danesis in town to support hubby Hugh Dancy.
–Alexander Skarsgard is coming to TIFF. He has a week to shape up and look better than this.
-Is there anything Ryan Gosling can’t do? He’s going to direct a movie based on a screenplay he wrote.
-No wonder Emma Stone is turning to Ryan for advise.
-Lady Gaga dressed up like a blackbird because it was a day that ends in ‘y’.
-Holy crap, the guy who plays Simon from Misfitssings too? I’m dying!
–will.i.am and Cheryl Cole are fine — if a little bloody— after getting into a car accident.
-MTV just cancelled Jersey Shore. Let us never fist-pump again, mmm-kay?
-Lifetime just released a bunch of new stills from Lindsay Lohan‘s Liz & Dick TV movie. (Why does everyone keep leaving out the ‘TV’ part?) They are even better than I could have hoped for!
–Courtney Stodden just turned 18, so of course she’s exploring her porn options. Isn’t the only point of marrying an old dude to avoid that?
–Taylor Swift just released a teaser for her new video. Sadly, there is no Jake Gyllenhaal-shaped pinata in sight.
-I don’t even know where to start with the latest Lindsay Lohan alleged jewellery theft story, but here we go: Lilo went to a party at millionaire pal Sam Magrid‘s pad. Magrid said he was robbed. Cops initially believed that the thieves were Lindsay’s guests, but then began to suspect Lindsay herself. It didn’t help that she Tweeted a picture of some jewels and sent Magrid a text that said, “I’m sorry. Please pray for me.” She then tried to blame the theft on Suge Knight’s son and/or said she hid jewels around Magrid’s house because she was tripping on Ambien (’cause this story really needed to get even weirder). Then the investigation was dropped because Magrid changed his tune and said no jewels were taken, possibly because he’s obsessed with her. Got all that?
-Also, Lindsay Lohan is suspected of lying to cops in a completely separate case.
-Oh, and because there’s just no end to Lindsay Lohan news, a man the paparazzi labelled as her drug dealer is primed to score a big win in court.
–Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy (whom she’s dated for an entire month) that she sent a private jet to pick him up and deliver him to Nashville, where she’s promoting her new single. His family have no clue when he’ll be home, which seems totally normal for an 18-year-old.
-If you believed those reports of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding in Mexico, you’d be wrong. Also, what’s wrong with you?
-Did you know the first episode of Mindy Kalling‘s new sitcom is already streaming online? ‘Cause it is.
-The executive producer of 30 Rock just tweeted a photo of Liz Lemonholding a baby. What does it all mean?!
–Kanye West lawsuit has been dismissed, thanks to Nietzsche. Yeah, that sounds about right.
-There’s lots of talk that those naked photos of Prince Harry are just the tip of the iceberg. Whatever is about to hit, it’s probably way worse than this new photo of him yelling at a cop.
–James Franco explains that he’s rich, and that means he can make “pure” art. Huzzah for him.
-Sweet! Sunday night’s Breaking Bad reached record ratings for the series.
-Meanwhile, here’s a great interview with the guy who plays Breaking Bad‘s Mike.
–Joshua Jackson talks very eloquently about the working on the final season of Fringe. God bless you, Pacey!
–Britney Spears was reportedly ordered by Simon Cowell to put on a bra and take out her hair extensions. I never thought I’d say this, but Simon Cowell deserves a slow clap.
-Sadness: The guy who plays Hershel on Walking Dead has been arrested for DUI.
-Need some new ear candy? You can listen to Bloc Party‘s new album here, and the first single from Benjamin Gibbard‘s first solo record here.
–Madonna has explained all of the controversial crap she’s pulled on her current tour. (Because nothing says ‘I don’t give a f***’ like explaining yourself.)
-Um, guys? There’s going to be a Beverly Hills CopTV show, and Eddie Murphy is involved. Come ON!
–Amanda Seyfried stepped out with new boyfriendJack BassDesmond Harrington.
–Sienna Miller is doing a pretty good job channelling Tippi Hedren in The Girltrailer.