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August 2012

Emma Watson Strolls with American Boyfriend Will Adamowicz

Emma Watson and Ezra Miller dance in a scene from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Emma Watson and Ezra Miller dance in a scene from The Perks of Being a Wallflower. (Photo: Summit Entertainment)

Emma Watson (who I’ll be seeing next week at The Perks of Being a Wallflower‘s TIFF premiere – yay!) enjoyed a snuggly stroll with her BF in London over the weekend. He’s a cutie!

-Need more proof that Tom Hanks is the coolest person ever? Check out these priceless photos of a “drunk” fan pretending to steal his glasses.

Rosie O’Donnell is in the news again, but this time it’s a happy headline: she married her partner Michelle Rounds.

Selena Gomez is the latest starlet to fall victim to Hollywood’s terrible pants-free pandemic. The horror!

-Sweet — Flight of the Conchords ride again! Check out their new charity single, while the making of video might actually be the cutest thing ever.

-Is Katy Perry supposed to be channelling Florence Welsh in this new magazine spread? ‘Cause all she needs is a floor-length doily caftan and she’s there.

Will.i.am has somehow convinced NASA to let him beam his new single through the speakers of the Mars Curiosity Rover.

Snooki just gave birth, but that hasn’t seemed to get in the way of her Tweeting schedule.

-The always adorable Emma Stone says she threw up after her first breakup.

Carly Rae Jepsen looks amazing on the cover of Fashion.

-Meanwhile, Carly reportedly broke up with her boyfriend — and has already bounced back with a new guy.

-Here’s a behind-the-scenes clip from Safety Not Guaranteed (which was awesome, if you haven’t seen it yet).

-Hey, Tyra Banks! Maybe you should stop lying about going to Harvard Business School.

Amanda Bynes may now be facing two hit-and-run cases. Well, at least she’s overachieving at something.

Lupe Fiasco wants everyone to boycott Spin magazine over a bad review. Um, no.

-It’s a good day to be Frank Ocean. He just signed on to perform at the VMAs and on SNL’s season premiere.

-Both Rachel Zoe‘s fashion line and reality show are reportedly in trouble.

Chris Hemsworth is now a free agent. (Just in his professional life. Down, girls.)

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are still going strong and breaking your heart.

-Meanwhile, Kelly Rutherford Tweeted a sweet photo of her and Blake on the set of Gossip Girl, while Penn Badgley‘s hair is looking slightly less Muppet-y this season.

-Sweet baby Jesus, Leonardo DiCaprio‘s strut is back!

-The new photos from Glee season 4 have hit the web, and everyone’s freaking out that Dianna Argon isn’t represented, but Ryan Murphy insists she’s still on the show.

-Are Minka Kelly and Chris Evans dating again? Were we supposed to know that they dated before? So many questions…

-Did you watch last night’s True Blood finale? There was a secret scene for iPad users, which you can now watch below.

Breaking Bad Recap: Say My Name

Mike Ehrmantraut (Jonathan Banks) and Walter White (Bryan Cranston) in the closing, heart-wrenching moments of Breaking Bad's "Say My Name."
Jonathan Banks (Mike Ehrmantraut) and Bryan Cranston (Walter White) in the closing, heart-wrenching moments of Breaking Bad’s “Say My Name.”

Season 5, Episode 7: “Say My Name”

Purity level: 95%

I’m beginning to worry what my neighbours must think of me. For the past seven weeks, almost without fail, I scream at my TV every Sunday night at exactly 10:55 p.m. And this week, my screams must have been deafening. Even though the scenes leading up to this episode’s jaw-dropping final moments hinted at what was about to happen (when Walter eyed the ‘go bag’ full of money and passports, I actually scribbled in my notepad Walter, don’t you dare hurt Mike!), the death of one of this show’s most compelling characters still sent my vocal chords into overdrive.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The episode opens with Walter, Mike and Jesse meeting Declan and his gang in the desert to work out a new deal. Walter convinces Declan to fire his cook and sell his meth instead based on its 99.1% purity (“Yours is just some tepid, off-brand, generic cola; what I’m making is Classic Coke”).

With the deal done and his $5 million share secured, Mike leaves the team and hands his haul to his lawyer, who divvies it up between Mike’s nine men in prison and his granddaughter. Jesse tries to leave as well, but Walter’s not letting him off the hook that easily. First, he makes him endure yet another awkward encounter with Skyler as they retrieve the hidden methylamine from the carwash. He then launches into a desperate pitch to get Jesse to reconsider, first plying him with flattery (“Start a new lab that you’ll run; a cook all on your own. Why not? You deserve it”), then deriding his life choices (“What have you got in your life? Nothing, nobody. Video games and go-carts”), and finally trying to poke holes in his sanctimony (“Isn’t it filthy blood money? You’re so pure and have such emotional depth”). But Jesse is disgusted by Walter’s increasingly transparent manipulations and is determined to walk away, even if it means walking away from his $5 million cut.

Walter loses no time replacing Jesse with the always eager Todd, who can’t wait to learn the cooking process and even refuses payment until he “gets it right.” But there’s trouble brewing: Walter overhears Hank and Gomez talk about closing in on Mike. He is able to warn Mike, who evades arrest but he can’t grab his escape bag without being spotted. Saul can’t sneak off and Mike refuses to put Jesse in danger, so Walter is stuck grabbing it and bringing it to Mike. But nothing’s simple with Walter. He can’t just hand off the bag and be on his way; he badgers Mike about the identities of his nine men, the two argue, and when Mike gets into his car to drive away, Walter runs up to his window and shoots him.

Unlike Gus’s explosive death last season, Mike’s is fittingly quiet, contemplative and resigned. Bleeding from the stomach, he crawls out of his car and sits by a lake to watch the sunset. “I’m sorry, Mike,” Walter stammers in the world’s worst apology. “I just realized that Lydia has the names. This whole thing could have been avoided.” But Mike refuses to have the last words he ever hears come from Walter White. “Shut the f**k up,” he barks through clenched teeth. “Let me die in peace.” The camera pans out; we don’t even see Mike die; we just hear the thud of his body hitting the ground. And with that, the first of our gang meets an untimely end. I’m betting he won’t be the last.

This Week’s ‘Who’s Bad?’ Index:

Walter: Why did Walter kill Mike? It wasn’t to get the names of his nine men. It wasn’t even to steal Mike’s money and passport and create a new identity. Walter shot Mike because he pissed him off and hurt his pride. That’s the kind of man he’s become. 9 blue crystals out of 10

Mike: He may have died at the hand of his most hated adversary, but at least he went out like the stoic, straight-up badass we’ve always known him to be. He even managed to call out Walter for who he really is: “All of this falling apart like this is on you…you and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job and known your place, we’d all be fine right now.” 8 blue crystals out of 10

Hank: There’s only one episode left this year, and I’m betting that Hank and his inevitable discovery of Heisenberg’s true identity is going to play into next week’s cliff-hanger. Now that Mike isn’t around to pay his nine incarcerated men, one of them is sure to turn. And did anyone else notice that part of the scene in Hank’s office looked like it was shot by a surveillance camera? Perhaps Walter’s bug planting was caught on tape? 2 blue crystals out of 10

Meanwhile, AMC’s behind-the-scenes video on the episode is just as heartbreaking as the show’s closing moments. How can you not tear up a little when Jonathan Banks says “I asked Bryan to come and hold my hand with me ’cause it’s a mother****ing tough day.” And the crew members wearing black armbands in his honour? Sob!

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(This recap was originally posted on Canada.com)

Snooki Welcomes a Son

Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) in a scene from Jersey Shore. (MTV)
Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) in a scene from Jersey Shore. (MTV)

-Did you feel a cold chill run down your spine in the wee hours of Sunday morning? ‘Cause that’s when the spawn of Snooki officially entered our realm. He came in the guise of a 6 lbs, 5 oz. bouncing baby boy, but don’t be fooled by his chubby cheeks or adorably Guido name and let your guard down. This kid will rule us all one day.

-In non-terrifying baby news, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt just welcomed their first kid.

Katie Holmes participated in the great parental tradition of teaching one’s kid how to ride a bike in front of a sea of paparazzi.

James Franco interviews Mila Kunis and talks about double standards and dealing with criticism in the new issue of Interview.

Prince Harry is very, very sorry that he showed the world his ginger junk.

Rupert Murdoch has jumped to Prince Harry’s defence, but only after his newspaper ran the nekkid photos.

Rihanna clearly has too much time on her hands if she’s picking Twitter fights with Joan Rivers. Seriously girl, don’t you have a new tattoo to Instagram or something?

-Oh wait. Now Rihanna’s hanging out with Rob Kardashian. Go back to Twitter fighting!!

This photo of Jennie Garth and Luke Perry getting all cuddly on the set of their Old Navy commercial is giving me the warm ‘n fuzzies.

-Meanwhile, this photo of Mindy Kalling and John Mayer kinda makes me heart Mindy a little less.

John‘s ex-girlfriend Katy Perry threw her pal a birthday party in L.A., but seemed to forget her pants. As long as she didn’t forget the cake!

Katy was reportedly being courted by American Idol, and they offered her even more money than Mariah Carey.

Alanis Morissette says she was approached to become an American Idol judge but thinks reality TV competitions are lamer than ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

-One of the Baldwin brothers got arrested in NYC, but it wasn’t Alec or Billy so we don’t really need to care.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West keep it classy by hitting up McDonalds.

Oprah‘s network is finally doing better in the ratings now that she realized that viewers would rather see juicy sit-down interviews over touchy feel self-help crap.

Russell Brand is still alive and kicking, despite what Twitter says.

Marti Noxon, who was responsible for some awesome Buffy episodes, has a new show.

-The trailer for The Tall Man has landed. Man, Jessica Biel should really put a better makeup clause in her contract.