— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 26, 2020
–Gwen Stefani is bored and has given Blake Shelton stripes in his mullet. I approve.
-They’re also dressing in matching outfits, which I approve of less.
–Meghan Markle is reportedly planning to relaunch her lifestyle blog The Tig and honestly I want nothing more.
-Meanwhile, she and Prince Harry have hired a former Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation staffer to head their non-profit.
-At one point does one become *too* invested in Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith‘s relationship? Asking for a friend.
-The stars of Contagion (Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Laurence Fishburne and Jennifer Ehle) teamed up with scientists at Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health to shoot PSAs about physical distancing.
-A woman filed a lawsuit against rapper French Montana, claiming he sexually assaulted her at a house party. She says he and his business partner Mansour Bennouna gave her a shot and she blacked out.
–Britney Spears says she was obviously just joking when she said she’d beaten Usain Bolt‘s sprint record.
-The world is a garbage fire, but doing this roundup of celebrities who are donating their time and money to support coronavirus relief made me feel a teeny bit better.
-Also making me feel better: Killing Eve will premiere two weeks ahead of schedule on Sunday, April 12 on CTV Drama.
-Ok, so I finally broke down and started watching Tiger King. I found the first episode kind of boring but then by the end of episode 2 I was hooked. This show is bananas.
–Jeremy Renner just released a new album. Oh goodie.
–Oscar Isaac appeared on Alan Doyle’s FB live to sing “Never Had” and it was very hot.
-I’ve listened to Dua Lipa’s new album three times already and am officially obsessed.
-Bruce Willis stars in the trailer for Survive the Night, which is what we’re all trying to do here, buddy!