–Amal Clooney covers the new issue of Vogue, in which she talks about falling for George. “It’s the one thing in life that I think is the biggest determinant of happiness, and it’s the thing you have the least control over. Are you going to meet this person? I was 35 when I met him. It wasn’t obvious that it was going to happen for me. And I wasn’t willing or excited about the idea of getting married or having a family in the absence of that.”
-The amount of cameos in Drake’s new video is insane. I love all these women.
–Michael B. Jordan‘s cover for Men’s Health Magazine is giving me feelings.
–T.J. Miller continues to implode before our eyes. He was arrested for falsely reporting a bomb threat. He allegedly made a “report that a female passenger with whom he’d allegedly been feuding on the DC–New York train had ‘a bomb in her bag.'” I’m still confused about why he’s featured so much in the Deadpool 2 trailer, given everything that’s going on offscreen.
-Look, I can’t believe I’m saying this but Legends of Tomorrow just delivered what might have been the most enjoyable season finale I’ve seen in years. Praise Beebo!
-‘The Dinner Party’ was one of the best episodes of The Office. The cast looks back on its 10th anniversary.
–Tracy Morgan‘s Alec Baldwin burn is beautiful.
-This is a very cute story from Jay Z about Blue Ivy.
-People are still making fun of Marie Claire’s “she’s just like us” take on Meghan Markle’s single errant grey hair.
-So that Westworld spoiler video ended up just being a Rickroll of unprecedented proportions, with Evan Rachel Wood singing “Never Going to Give You Up” followed by 20 minutes of dog footage. Way to troll your fans, I guess?
-HBO says it went back and fixed all the pay disparities on all their shows, thanks to encouragement from Big Little Lies’ Reese Witherspoon.
-This investigation into what’s happening with Stan Lee is heartbreaking. The saga includes allegations of elder abuse, death threats, sexual assault, espionage, theft and more.
–Seth Meyers told the dramatic story of his second son’s birth, which happened so fast his wife basically had him on a NYC sidewalk. “She looked like someone who was hiding a baby in a pair of sweatpants.”
–Damian Lewis is set to play controversial ex-Toronto mayor Rob Ford in an upcoming thriller that no one who lives here wants to see. People immediately took to Twitter to wonder why the person in the movie credited with breaking the story will be played by a dude (Ben Platt), when it was Toronto Star reporter Robyn Doolittle IRL.
-This New Girl preview reveals Schmidt daughter’s name, and it’s perfect. The final 8-episode run starts tonight.
–Cardi B is co-hosting the Tonight Show this week, and took the opportunity to tell guest John Mulaney what happened in her prom limo.
-Celebrities are going to try to roast Bruce Willis and make it out alive.
–Janelle Monáe continues push the boundaries of sexuality in pop music in her latest video.
-Here’s the trailer for Youstarring Penn Badgley. I adored this book and I’m glad the adaptation is appropriately creepy and not rom-com-y.