-Whoa. Reese Witherspoon and Kerry Washington are going to produce and star in a limited series TV adaptation of Little Fires Everywhere. I guess I should probably get around to reading that book.
-Kerry is also set to produce a new ABC comedy starring Alyson Hannigan.
-Ooh boy. Warren Beatty & Faye Dunaway were rehearsing at the Dolby Theatre last night and are expected to present best picture again at the Oscars on Sunday.
-Meanwhile, E! remains fully in on Ryan Seacrest.
-This is a great take on why red carpet fashion matters.
-I’m not going to lie, I found this article about whether celebrities worry about having to poop at the Oscars fascinating.
-Also fascinating, this breakdown of who “won” awards season this year. I’d say based on fashion, nominations and general charm, Saoirse Ronan should have edged out Tiffany Haddish just slightly, but otherwise I don’t hate the way the top 10 shook out.
–DJ Khaled dropped a surprise song today — but the biggest surprise was Beyonce’s verse, in which she called out Drake and Tiffany Haddish.
-A day after apologizing for his “reckless” treatment of women, Jacob Hoggard made sexual comments at a Hedley show in Brampton. This guy is trash.
–Sandra Bullock: still awesome; still not married.
–Gwyneth Paltrow now refers to ex-hubby Chris Martin as “my brother” which is not weird at all.
-God bless ABC for putting Leighton Meester back on our screens. I will never not be bitter than Blake Lively has a bigger career than her.
–Dolly Parton says she, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda are doing a reboot of 9 to 5, the iconic 1980 comedy about sexism and workplace harassment, written by Rashida Jones. Here for it.
-I got so very invested in the Twitter story that Nick Jonas saw a girl fall off her bike, tended to her skinned knee, spent the day with her, and then ended up kissing her. Turns out they were on a planned date instead of being strangers. I guess I should scrap my plan of throwing myself off a bicycle in front of Idris Elba then…
-Look, I’m not going to see Bruce Willis‘ remake of Death Wish and you probably shouldn’t either, but you should DEFINITELY read this hilarious review of it.
–Luann De Lesseps and Bethenny Frankel surprised Jennifer Lawrence.and it made her SO HAPPY.