-Avengers: Infinity War broke a slew of records at the box office this weekend. I thought it was a disjointed mess with a bunch of false consequences that can’t possibly stick because they make no sense from a business/franchise perspective, but what do I know?
-The one thing that the movie did (or more accurately, the junket) is rekindle my love for Sebastian Stan. This GQ profile helps, too.
–Tina Fey is the latest celeb to be featured in David Letterman‘s interview series for Netflix, and she gives him some improv tips in this preview.
-Meanwhile, I want Sterling K Brown to have all of the superhero roles. All of ’em.
–Seth Rogen explains why he’s kept silent amid BFF James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations: “The truth is that my perspective on this is the least relevant perspective. I’m friends with these people and I’m a dude. All that combined makes me the last person who should be talking about this.” He’s not wrong.
-Well. About 60 women at NBC, including Rachel Maddow and Mika Brzezinski, are defending Tom Brokaw.
–Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid were caught kissing, despite their rumoured split.
-Speaking of rekindled romances, Kerry Perry and Orlando Bloom are a thing again. Yay?
-I really like this profile on Janelle Monáe, in which she talks about Dirty Computer (which I have stuck on repeat), growing up Baptist and the music industry’s #TimesUp reckoning.
-The latest bump watch target: Gwyneth Paltrow.
-There is so much to unpack in Jessica Simpson’s latest bikini pose. None of it good.
-SNL star Aidy Bryant got married this weekend. I love her dress!
-Why yes, I WOULD like to read this N-Sync oral history of their breakup that throws Justin Timberlake under the bus.
-After months of talk about her 50+ stitches, Carrie Underwood finally revealed her face and it looks…the same?
–Diane Keaton hasn’t dated since the Nixon era in new Book Club trailer, which appears to have been designed in a lab to make your mother happy.