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March 2016

Kerry Washington Dresses Down for Elle

-I adore Kerry Washington‘s cover for Elle (a Cassius Clay sweatshirt? Yass!) She’s still refusing to talk to publicly about her marriage, which I admire.

–Jimmy Fallon played a really competitive game of Pictionary with Shailene Woodley, Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara last night.

-I cackled out loud while reading the Fug Girls’ roundup of Reese Witherspoon‘s “walking around” clothes.

–Kristen Stewart has a new girlfriend. (Sidenote: her gf’s shoes make my stomach hurt.)

-This actress’ account of filming a sex scene on Hung while pregnant is a fascinating read. How weird is it that Thomas Jane didn’t really talk to her?

-This clip of Lin Manuel Miranda freestyling at the White House is giving me life.

–Drake just took trash-talking to a new level. #WeTheNorth

-I tried to read this whole interview with Henry Cavill but I was worried I was going to sprain my eyeballs by rolling them so hard at his remarks about how there’s a double standard between genders when it comes to cat-calling.

-Cancel the squad: Selena Gomez just beat out Taylor Swift to become the most followed person on Instagram.

-Wait, so Preacher actually got Tom Cruise for a cameo? I thought Twitter was making that shit up!

-The second season of Daredevil is getting rave reviews. Here’s the final trailer. Yeah, I’m still out.

–Samantha Bee continues to kill it with her Trump coverage.

-I was wondering why no one is talking about Will Arnett‘s new Netflix series. Apparently, it’s because it sucks.

-I’m terrified of looking directly at this photo of Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q for fear that they will steal my soul.

-Here’s the red-band trailer for Richard Linklater’s Everybody Wants Some, which people are calling his sequel to Dazed and Confused so I’m so in.

–Seth Rogen’s Sausage Party (an animated horror in which talking food discover what happens to them after they’re sold at the grocery store) was a huge hit at SXSW. Here’s the swear-y trailer:

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Goopy with Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie

Drew Barrymore, Monique Lhuillier, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Drew Barrymore, Monique Lhuillier, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe, and Gwyneth Paltrow. (Instagram.com/gwynethpaltrow)

-This is the Goopiest photo that Goop has ever Gooped. This one’s a close second.

–Ben Affleck spoke out for the first time about his split from Jennifer Garner, saying he’s “fine” with her talking to Vanity Fair and they’re on “great terms.” Come on man, give us something. Your movie isn’t going to sell itself!

-Wait, why is Gillian Anderson talking in a British accent on The Jonathan Ross Show? Guys, I have so many questions.

–Ryan Gosling saved a puppy’s life because he’s just as perfect as you want him to be.

-Speaking of perfect, Star Wars’ John Boyega dressed up as Finn this weekend to visit a children’s hospital. Oops. My ovaries just imploded.

-In more perfect people news, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Emma Watson hung out.

–Anne Hathaway says she wants to make a Princess Diaries 3. DON’T TEASE ME!! Um, I mean, cool. Whatevs. NBD.

-AMC screened the first episode of Preacher at SXSW today and everyone went *nuts* for it. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are producing it, and it looks like they’ve struck gold.

-Also at SXSW, J.J. Abrams debuted the trailer for HBO’s Westworld. Kinda forgot about this one…

–Sarah Wayne Callies officially signed on to the Prison Break revival. Dammit. Now I have to watch it.

-Whatever you may think of Ariana Grande, her Jennifer Lawrence impression doesn’t suck.

-Speaking of SNL hosts, Peter Dinklage is going to take over the duties, with Gwen Stefani as the musical guest.

-More people watch Taylor Swift music videos than network TV. Yeah, that’s not depressing at all.

–Ian McShane continues to not give a shit about Game Of Thrones spoiler-phobes: ‘It’s only tits and dragons’. Preach!
–Amy Poehler is one of the worst water offenders in Beverly Hills. Huh.

-Even if you don’t watch The 100, this is a really great piece on why the show’s recent controversy (and the showrunner’s dismissive reaction) matters to all of TV. Admittedly, I wasn’t angry after watching the episode in question, but I understand why some fans were — especially the fans who looked to that show for representation. You can’t put something out there and then be upset with how people react to it.

-The first trailer for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s new season is here and it’s perfect.

Jennifer Aniston Talks Movies and Marriage in Harper’s Bazaar

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–Jennifer Aniston says she “bows her head in slight shame” over some of her movie choices. We do too, Jen.

-In her New York Times profile, Gwen Stefani is the trolliest of trolls, calling her split from Gavin Rossdale “a really good, juicy story.” She adds: “If I could, I would just tell you everything, and you would just be in shock.” Gurl, you need to spill or get off the PR pot.

–Blake Lively wore a bathrobe to the White House. But it was a fancy bathrobe, so there’s that.

-Everyone is giving Henry Cavill shit for this interview for saying, “I’m not just doing this for the art. The money’s fantastic.” That’s some refreshing honest soundbiting. It’s not like dude’s doing Shakespeare.

–Gwyneth Paltrow shared her tips for wellness on the road, including this totally down-to-earth gem: “When I fly, I try to find a sauna to sit in for 20 minutes to help me sweat out all the germs from the plane.”

–Jessica Alba’s Honest Company is in trouble again, this time for allegedly not being honest about the chemicals in her laundry detergent.

–Tim Burton just announced Beetlejuice 2 and I’m cautiously optimistic because I’m a sucker.

–Diane Kruger gave an interview in which she implied that she recently moved in with Joshua Jackson, her boyfriend of 10 years. There’s also some talk about marriage. BUT THEN she posted on Instagram  “Unfortunately, the interview is completely misleading on some issues.” I give up.

-The Guardian’s secret actress column lost me with her latest assertion that Netflix has ushered in gender equality. Yeah, no.

-The CW just granted early renewals to ALL of it’s shows, including the little-watched Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (yay!) and Reign (I literally had no idea that was still on). Basically, they just became the first broadcast network to look at traditional ratings and be like:

-Speaking of The CW, there is some kind of fan event happening right now with the cast of The 100, and all of the stars are badmouthing the showrunner, which the fans are live-tweeting. Hilarious.

-Gotham costars Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin have welcomed a baby girl. Wait, Ben’s real last name is Schenkkan?!

–Jason Katims, who did Friday Night Lights and Parenthood, is casting his new show. But why oh why is it on CBS?

–Stephen Colbert is getting a lot of action this week. First he kissed Helen Mirren, then he serenaded Anna Kendrick.

-Well, this is terrifying. Rebel Wilson thinks she was drugged at a “trendy” unnamed club.

–Tom Hanks is looking for answers in the trailer for A Hologram for the King.