— Emma Watson (@EmmaWatson) March 8, 2016
-While our neighbours to the south are in the middle of a political tire fire, Emma Watson and our Prime Minister are tweet-gushing at each other. We win.
-I love that Jennifer Garner just called Sydney Bristow “the best character I’ll ever get to play.” Since it feels like everything she’s saying these days is super calculated, I’m really really really hoping this means she’s pushing for an Alias reboot!
–Matthew Goode and Matthew Rhys just released the opening scene of their wine show. I want to live inside this series. Doesn’t seem like too much to ask.
-Sony is finally trying to end Dr. Luke’s contract (not because of Kesha, but because of all the bad PR, natch).
-The Bradley Cooper-produced A Star Is Born may be scraped because he reportedly didn’t have enough money to hire Beyoncé. Who the hell tries to lowball Bey?
-Today’s most random casting news: Wilmer Valderrama has joined Grey’s Anatomy.
-Damn, Crazy Ex Girlfriend just keeps getting better. Why aren’t more people watching this show?
-This review of Jessica Biel’s new restaurant is a thing of beauty. “It feels like an Anthropologie f*cked a Pottery Barn Kids and gave birth to a dining establishment.”
-Things I never thought I’d say, volume 1: I’d like to party with Cuba Gooding Jr.
-Things I never thought I’d say, volume 2: I kind of agree with Kim Kardashian.
–Sarah Paulson delivers a ton of great soundbites in this interview but the best is when she reveals the names she gave her four different Marcia Cross wigs: “Chia Pet. Marcia Clark. Electric socket. Sally.” Second best line is “Ryan, do I have to learn to write as a left-handed person? I don’t have time to do this. I’m not Daniel Day-Lewis!
-Also, I just read an interview pointing out the double standard of loving Sarah’s relationship with Holland Taylor while hating all the old man/young woman celebrity couples, and now I’m very conflicted.
–James Corden is making his own Carpool Karaoke show now, too. So there, Spike TV.
–Lindsay Lohan has found love, and he’s a 22-year-old Russian heir. Sure.
–Selena Gomez is way, way cooler when stuck in an elevator than I will ever be.
-The official poster for the Flash/Supergirl TV crossover is actually pretty cool. Dammit. Just when I thought it was out…
–Alec Baldwin continues to breed.
–James Franco battles his past in the new trailer for The Adderall Diaries. It lost me at “starring Amber Heard.”