-I have way too many feelings about those reports of Diane Kruger making out with Norman Reedus. Denials are flying, but any whiff of trouble between Kruger and Joshua Jackson gives me heart palpitations. I saw Kruger and Reedus together at a TIFF party a few months ago and they seemed friendly, but not her-straddling-and-kissing-him-friendly, so I’m just going to keep replaying that in my mind until this goes away…
–Serena Williams’ Sports Illustrated cover is a thing of beauty. The fact that people are legit mad that she was named Sportsperson of the Year over a horse is all kinds of cray.
-The Critics Choice nominations were announced today, and the TV side might be the most flawless bunch of nominations I’ve ever seen. I don’t want to flip a table over any category (and that never happens).
–Melissa McCarthy seems to be the only one who’s surprised and/or sad that CBS cancelled Mike & Molly.
-This press tour for Joy is really taking it’s toll on Jennifer Lawrence. She just compared Kim Kardashian to Kate Middleton.
-Love Actually’s best plot just got even more depressing. I’m just going to go ahead and repress this.
-You know how Tina Fey once said that someone called her the c-word on the SNL set? Yeah, it was Colin Quinn.
–Kim Kardashian ate her placenta and now wants to tell you about it — but you’ll have to pay for the honour.
-The extended trailer for the new season of The 100 just came out and it’s so, so epic! This show is way better than it has any right to be.
–Leonardo DiCaprio says he almost became shark food while shooting The Revanant.
–Channing Tatum goes full Beyoncé and Joel McHale gets turned on in this Lip Sync Battle season two trailer.
-The international trailer for Captain America: Civil War features more Iron Man footage.
–Will Smith says that Donald Trump may “force” him to run for president. Guys, this might actually turn into a thing.
-The first Independence Day: Resurgence trailer is here, and it’s intense.