-Holy shit, these John Krasinski photos in Men’s Health. Holy. Shit.
–Azealia Banks has been arrested for allegedly biting a bouncer’s breast. Like, for real.
-The ladies of the First Wives Club are reuniting for a new Netflix show. This would make my mom really happy — if she knew what Netflix was.
-Gawd, I’m so done with Leonardo DiCaprio‘s manly man Oscar campaign. So. Done.
-I don’t know anything about One Direction, but their carpool karaoke segment was cute.
–Macaulay Culkin revisits Home Alone as an adult Kevin in a new NSFW parody that’s super dark.
-Sarah Paulson, Key and Peele, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are the latest to read mean tweets on Kimmel.
–Barbara Walters calls Bradley Cooper “very screwable.” So that happened.
–Geena Davis is a goddamn hero.
–Zooey Deschanel is being sued by her ex-manager over New Girl commissions.
-Wait, so even the show creators don’t get a peek into Netflix’s ratings? That’s insane.
-This article about the Star Wars promo tour made me super glad that I’m out of the junket game.
-If I ever play Heads Up with a celebrity, I want it to be with Tina Fey. Actually, if I ever do anything with a celebrity, I want it to be with Tina Fey.
-Vulture posted a complete history of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s friendship, and it redefines squad goals.
-Meanwhile, Tina scouts for Afghanistan news stories in the trailer for the dramedy Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.