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November 2015

Amy Schumer Posed Nude for Annie Leibovitz

Amy Schumer took to Twitter to show off the nude photo Annie Leibovitz took of her for the Pirelli calendar, and it’s stunning. Serena Williams is also featured.

Mary-Kate Olsen married her much older boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, and the ceremony sounded like, um…something. Everyone had to turn in their cellphone, and there were “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.” Wow, she’s really living the dream!

Mariah Carey’s face as she’s forced to watch Ariana Grande sing is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Erykah Badu shaded Iggy Azalea so hard at the Soul Train Awards last night.

-Comedy’s reigning power couple Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti are getting hitched!

Sinead O’Connor was found safe after posting on Facebook that she had ‘taken an overdose’ during her custody dispute.

-Hello, Adele’s hot bodyguard, it’s me.

-The Coldplay song that features Gwyneth Paltrow just debuted, and I seriously can’t hear her in it. Is that her doing the background “hey hey” at 2:25? Maybe?

-This is lovely: the Seinfeld cast sent in-character videos to a terminally ill fan.

Katie Holmes proves that celebrities are just like us by posting a video of her family’s post-Thanksgiving nap.

-Retailers are struggling to meet demand for toys of female Star Wars characters. Really, Hollywood? Every single time?!

Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t afraid to die anymore in the new teaser for The Revenant.

-I skipped The Walking Dead’s midseason finale last night to watch The Leftovers (which somehow has gotten really good!), but here’s the 2-minute TWD prologue that made Twitter lose its poo. I don’t get it.

-Also, TWD showrunner is defending the fallout from Glenn’s dumpster dive, saying”I don’t think there’s a credibility issue.” Aw, that’s adorable.

-An oral history of Hackers? Sure.

–The Fresh Off The Boat cast has the best Golden Globes plea yet.

Taylor Swift stopped her car to meet a fan who was walking down the street wearing her shirt, which is pretty damn sweet.

Justin Bieber cancelled some appearances last week for “personal reasons,” but felt fine enough to buy strangers shots in a college bar. K.

-CBS just ordered 7 more episode of Supergirl, which everyone is spinning as “full season pickup” but is it? That brings the total episode count to 20 instead of 23. I still think it’ll be renewed even though the ratings have substantially dropped lately because it’s bringing in a much younger audience to CBS, but this doesn’t feel like the vote of confidence I was expecting.

-Speaking of ratings, the creator of New Girl explains just how complicated they can be.

-I’m all in for this Midnight Special trailer, starring Kirsten Dunst and Michael Shannon.

Anne Hathaway Is Pregnant

Anne Hathaway Elle UK cover

Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman revealed they are expecting their first child, which led to a flood of mean tweets from garbage people. Sigh.

-Has it really been 800 days since Tom Cruise has seen Suri? If so, that’s so deeply sad for everyone involved.

-So much superhero TV news hit today. Constantine might join Legends of Tomorrow, CBS may want The Flash to visit Supergirl in May sweeps, and the worst female character on TV might be getting killed off.

-Celebrities ate a lot of turkey yesterday — and Instagrammed every damn second of it.

-Speaking of Thanksgiving-themed grams, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin spent the holiday together with their extended fam.

-Even Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t hide from cameras during Thanksgiving.

Kate Hudson continues to win the holidays, though.

-NCIS’s Michael Weatherly (who will always be Logan from Dark Angel to me) was busted for DUI.

Kit Harington is talking about his chances of becoming the next James Bond. Wait, is that a possibility?! If he gets it before Idris I’m going to flip some tables!

-The Gods of Egypt’s director and studio has apologized for the cast’s sheer whiteness. Too little, too late.

Erykah Badu‘s new mixtape, featuring Drake and Andre 3000, is streaming.

Rashida Jones explained to Jimmy Fallon last night how Drake’s “Hotline Bling” is basically the Carlton before singing a holiday melody.

Rihanna is going on tour — and she’s taking her new boyfriend as her opening act.

-Every promo we get for the new season of Agent Carter is better than the last. My body is ready!


Adele Talks Love, Motherhood and Drake


Adele really wants to do a remix of “Hotline Bling” with Drake. Drake would be content with just doing her laundry.

-Welp, this Brokeback Mountain’s oral history hurt my heart.

Ben Affleck talked about feeling the pressure for Batman v Superman — no doubt more so now that the Captain America: Civil War trailer dropped. (Ever since the guys on The Watch podcast pointed out that Hollywood folk constantly refer to intellectual property as “IP”, that’s all I can see in interviews now.)

-This new Luther trailer is near perfect. The only thing that could make it better is if Idris Elba muttered “somefing’s na right…”

-Also, here’s new photos of Idris because clearly Christmas came early.

Tom Cruise is unraveling those rumours that he’s eyeing a Mummy reboot, so that’s one less thing we can mock him for.

Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn have reportedly reached an amicable divorce settlement.

-Bones’ executive producer is suing Fox. That’s gotta make for a fun time on set.

Miranda Lambert is stiff-upper-lipping this whole divorce thing quite admirably.

-I think Creed is going to destroy the long weekend box office and I couldn’t be happier for Michael B Jordan. Where’s Wallace? On top of the world, that’s where!
-I feel like I’m the only person I know who didn’t run into Drake this week in Toronto. Sad face.

Fantastic Four’s Honest Trailer is a million times better than the movie itself.

Mariah Carey has decided that she’s not going to age. Wait, that’s an option?!?

Daniel Radcliffe wants us to know that he didn’t masturbate on the set of Harry Potter. Um, thanks?

-Here’s the trailer for Terrence Malick’s latest mind blender, Knight of Cups starring Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett and Natalie Portman.