-I really liked GQ’s profile on Cate Blanchett. She sucks down martinis while talking about her Oscar chances, the wage gap, and feral cats.
-Despite what Twitter was saying all day, Leonardo DiCaprio does NOT get raped by a bear in The Revenant. The internet is weird, y’all.
-Speaking of dames who still have it going on, Helen Mirren continues to be perfect.
-If the fate of your TV show is hanging in the balance, maybe don’t sue your network at this same exact moment?
-It’s very sweet that Justin Bieber is playing a charity show in Toronto for a shelter he and his mother used as a child, but I’ve never been happier that I don’t live in that neighbourhood anymore. It’s going to be overrun.
-Hey, look everyone! Alex Pettyfer is still a total garbage person!
–Jennifer Lawrence‘s squad continues to impress: Rebel Wilson says they go on BBQ dates together.
-I’m weirdly proud that Emily Bett Rickards is big enough to get papped now. Vacation photos are still gross, though.
-This has the potential for greatness: Reese Witherspoon is developing a biopic about the creator of Barbie.
-Whoa. The new Star Wars will feature music from Hamilton’s Lin-Manuel Miranda.
-This makes sense: Brie Larson and Saoirse Ronan will share the Performer of the Year Award at the Santa Barbara Festival. I’ve seen both of their movies and I don’t know how to pick between them. It’s a two-horse Oscar race right now.
-There are rumours floating around that Jennifer Lopez might do the Super Bowl halftime show. I wouldn’t hate that.
-Wait, Zoolander 2 has an Owen Wilson-Justin Theroux dance fight? I LOVE dance fights!
–Julianne Moore cries on command in Times Square on Billy On The Street.
-No longer friends: Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid have ended their engagement after 17 months.
-Part of me is really proud of the Daily Show’s staffers’ reluctance to book Chris Brown, but the other part of me wonders if they just wanted us to know they booked Chris Brown?
-The new trailer for Outlander is here. I gave up on that show because it got way too brutal.
-Here’s the new Batman v Superman trailer. I mean…sure?