–Justin Theroux joined Instagram last week and he hadn’t posted a pic of Jennifer Aniston until now. And this is just a photo of her back. I don’t think he understands how this works.
-God, I don’t know what is more depressing: that Mandy Moore has asked her ex Ryan Adams for spousal support, or that it’s so she can take care of their pets.
-Speaking of spousal support, Melanie Griffith is getting $65,000 a month, as well as the house and a Picasso.
–Ron Howard’s stupid whale movie hasn’t even opened in the US yet and already it’s being deemed a flop. Probably because whales are evil.
–Chris Hemsworth teaches us about Australian Christmas monsters in his new SNL promos.
-This photo of a beat up Ben Affleck is oddly cathartic.
–Beyonce is taking acting lessons. Why? Did she lose all that magic she displayed in MTV’s Carmen: A Hip Hopera?
–Kelly Clarkson‘s Christmas card game is hella strong.
-Wait, so Alexander Skarsgard being in a Tarzen movie isn’t just some weird fever dream I once had?
–Marion Cotillard elevated basic English into sexy French phrases on Colbert last night.
-Here’s Ryan Gosling explaining the housing crisis using Jenga.
-The SAG Award noms came out today. Some nice surprises in the TV categories, especially Mr Robot’s Remi Malek. Also, Nicole Kidman got nominated for Grace of Monaco, which is HILARIOUS.
-Here’s the first teaser for Steven Spielberg’s The BFG.