–Zooey Deschanel is on the cover of this month’s Cosmopolitan, in which she talks about how she’s not going to worry about her post-baby body.
-Now this is the kind of Marvel crossover I can get behind: Tom Hiddleston is dating Elizabeth Olsen.
-Yes, yes, it’s terrible to prank unsuspecting stars when they’re signing autographs and being nice to their fans, but damn there’s something really satisfying about watching Adam Levine get sugar bombed.
-A professor put Gwyneth Paltrow’s health advice to the test and proved that we should probably all stop listening to her.
-Meanwhile, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are reportedly “happier than ever.” If JLaw is now tight with the Lorde/Taylor Swift crowd, how does he handle that. Like, can you picture him tagging along at brunch? So cringe-y!
-I really, really like this prediction piece about how Mad Men will end (though I think whatever the final shot is in next week’s episode, it will be ambiguous and not the type of neat wrap up people seem to be expecting.)
-The Flash/Arrow got a a series order, a premise (finally!) and a title: DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. (Well, at least it’s better than Fear the Walking Dead.) Weirdly, the CW passed on Marc Cherry’s Cheerleader Death Squad, despite it having the coolest name ever.
-Weird: Arcade Fire is going to open a Haitian restaurant in Montreal this summer.
-Here’s the trailer for Sense8, Netflix’s new show from The Wachowskis. Colour me intrigued.
-Speaking of intriguing trailers, check out Meryl Streep as a rock star in the new Ricki and The Flash trailer.
–Anna Kendrick looks lovely on the new Glamour, in which she talks about a new film she’s considering that won’t cut her deal until all the male parts have been cast. Ugh.
–Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hired two gay nannies for their kid (possibly because Biel doesn’t want Timberlake around ladies?).
–Danny Strong and Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s tweets are giving me Buffy feels.
–David Letterman and his former writers reveal the 23 greatest jokesthat never made it to air.
-Human pinkie ring Robin Thickeannoyed fellow passengers by blocking the aisle because he was busy making out with his 20-year-old girlfriend.
–Jaden Smith just quit Twitterand now my life has no meaning.
–Joss Whedon calls rumours that feminists chased him off Twitter “horseshit.” Good on him, though I find his statement a bit problematic. The insinuation that declaring himself a feminist has destroyed him artistically is…odd.
-I know I should probably stop gushing about Amy Schumer, but last night’s episode of her show reached new heights. In her 19-minute 12 Angry Men sketch, Jeff Goldblum, Paul Giamatti, John Hawke, Vincent Kartheiser, Dennis Quaid and a bunch of other dudes debate whether Schumer is hot enough to appear on TV. It’s perfection.
–Jon Hamm‘s character in Wet Hot American Summer is named Falcon. I’m so in.
-I have little interest in Reese‘s new movie with Sofia Vergara (though I still hope it does well), but their promo tour has been quite cute. Especially this moment where Buzzfeed asked them to draw portraits of each other, and Sofia drew a nude Reese.
-Also, Sofia made the Catchphrase game sexy on last night’s Fallon.
