-Much like the rest of us, Johnny Depp “doesn’t give a f***” about his recent movies.
–Jake Gyllenhaal was all kinds of adorable on Letterman last night.
-Meanwhile, Anna Kendrick says she was “pissed” Jake Gyllenhaal dropped out of Into the Woods. But it didn’t last long because, well, he’s Jake Gyllenhaal.
-Speaking of Into the Woods costars, Emily Blunt says she saved Meryl Streep’s life on set — and now is looking for payback.
–Diddy (or whatever he’s calling himself this week) thinks Cameron Diaz is the one that got away. JLo must feel just swell about that.
-Here are more deep thoughts about the state of network comedy, specifically NBC.
-Speaking of TV in trouble, Red Band Society is the latest new fall show to get the axe.
-I’m guessing Ellen‘s parody of Fifty Shades of Grey is better than the actual movie.
–Billy Corgan has hilariously escalated his beef with Anderson Cooper with “F**K YOU” cat shirts.
-Serial managed to secure enough crowdfunding to ensure a second season.
–Miley Cyrus says she’s feeling “f–king thankful” in her latest selfie, just in case you were wondering.
-I’m thankful for these new photos George Clooney (even if he’s looking a bit scruffier than usual).
-Here’s the first trailer for Unfinished Business, with Vince Vaughn, Sienna Miller and Dave Franco.