–Britney Spears is going to appear in Jimmy Kimmel’s eight edition of Mean Tweets tonight. At least she seems to have a sense of humour about it.
–Kim Kardashian tried to adopt an orphan and the kid very wisely was all “um, thanks but I’m going to take a hard pass.”
-ABC has forbidden Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez from rubbing their butts together during the AMAs. Ass crack is also frowned upon.
–Angelina Jolie isn’t quitting acting just yet. She says she still has “a few more” in her.
–Raven-Symoné wants no part of those rumors that Bill Cosby molested her.
-Meanwhile, Cosby told an AP reporter: “If you want to be serious,” don’t ask me about rape.
–Aidy Bryant‘s great skit about Twitter was cut from last week’s SNL, which I’d be more upset about if the rest of the show wasn’t so funny.
-Meanwhile, James Franco, Martin Freeman and Amy Adams will host in December. Adams‘ ep should be musical and fun, Franco will bring the weird, but I’ve had no time for Freeman since I read this interview.
-The Guardians of the Galaxy blooper reel makes me wish Michael Rooker was still on TWD.
-Oh god. Hollywood wants to make a movie out of Serial, which is such a bad idea.
-Shameless’ Justin Chatwin just joined the cast of Orphan Black, which is wonderful because he’s swell (and so, so pretty).
-In other TV news, Jon Hamm is returning to Parks and Recreation for its final season.
-Congrats to Sean Hayes, who secretly wed Scott Icenogle after 8 years together.
–Keira Knightley is very wisely frightened of Benedict Cumberbatch’s fans.
-The trailer for Age of Adaline is out, if watching Blake Lively make googly eyes at Harrison Ford is your thing.
-The Pitch Perfect 2 trailer has arrived. I’m not sure why they’d use “Cups” again, but otherwise it’s full of goodness.