— VOGUE.CO.UK (@BritishVogue) October 8, 2014
-For those of you who don’t think Jamie Dornan is hot enough to play Christian Grey, A) you clearly didn’t see his hotness in The Fall, B) that character is a gross, stalking creeper so he can’t be hot anyway, and C) his new spread in British Vogue will change your mind.
-Just when you thought Blake Lively’s ode to slave owners couldn’t get any worse, she might have plagiarized it. A kind of love how Gawker is just going for it.
-Here’s a new clip of Keira Knightley playing coy with Sam Rockwell in Laggies, a movie I thought was pretty cute.
–Brad Pitt and Jimmy Fallon did a skit about breakdancing that unfortunately featured very little of Brad dancing. The two seconds of robot he did were pretty great, though.
–Frances McDormand would like to give her plastic surgery-addled Hollywood friends a stern talking to.
–Casey Wilson says Ben Affleck let the Gone Girl cast borrow his Porsche when he wasn’t in town.
–Kristen Stewart continues to give zero f*cks about what you think of her.
–Chelsea Handler confirmed that Jason Biggs is a terrible person by recounting the time he peed on her face. “To me it’s funny that somebody could be that rude to another person, so that made me happy.”
-In a new interview, Channing Tatum says, “I’ve never considered myself a very smart person.” Some need a hug?
–Jude Law is expecting a baby with an ex. This will be his fifth, for those of you keeping track at home.
–Paul Rudd invited all of Kansas City to a post-game party at his mom’s house. She must have been thrilled.
-Excuse me while I devote the next few hours to combing over this oral history of The Wonder Years.
-This is depressing: Mindy Kaling is in a bit of a tiff with one of my favourite TV critics.
–Nick Offerman and Megan Amram are making science fun in this new Funny and Die video.
-Uh oh. Uma Thurman‘s multimillionaire ex is suing her for custody of their daughter.
–Laurie Holden of The Walking Dead is a badass in real life, too. She just worked with Operation Underground Railroad to rescue 55 Colombian sex workers.
-I am terrified of whales so I can’t watch the new trailer for Ron Howard‘s In the Heart of the Sea. I’ll just leave the link right here.
-Speaking of trailers, here is the latest for Angelina Jolie’s Unbroken. Yeah, Jack O’Connell is going to be a huge star.
–Katniss‘ house is destroyed in this hastag-tastic new trailer for Mockingjay Part 1.