-By all accounts, Amy Poehler‘s new book is hilarious. This bit killed me: “I don’t consider myself beautiful or famous, but my vagina certainly is. Everyone knows this. I have the Angelina Jolie of vaginas.”
–George and Amal Clooney are reportedly hosting another wedding reception this weekend for those who couldn’t make it the first time. Fingers crossed he continues to be weirdly pap-friendly.
–Kristen Stewart seems to be genuinely happy these days, which is a nice change of pace.
-EW just posted the first five minutes of a new movie starring John Hawkes and Elle Fanning.
–Anne Hathaway said she showed up for a party at Matthew McConaughey‘s house on the wrong day. I’m guessing he still rolled with it and broke out the bongos.
–Taylor Swift is shaking off her country persona to go full pop star.
-Meanwhile, her new album comes out on Monday but it leaked early.
–Sarah Michelle Gellar calls Buffy the Vampire Slayer her curse — but not in the way that makes you want to throat-punch her.
-Judging by the terrible ratings, you won’t see another season for Fox’s Gracepoint, but they probably won’t pull the eps they’ve already shot — mostly because Fox has absolutely nothing to replace it.
-Good on TLC for wasting no time dumping Honey Boo Boo.
–Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are creeping closer to official coupledom.
–Blake Lively hasn’t even given birth to Baby No. 1 yet, and she’s already talking about having another one. Kill me now.
-Here’s a trailer for Selena starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper. What is that accent?!