–Justin Bieber reminds us that he’s just a typical, annoying teenager by giving an entire interview in a fake British accent.
-Meanwhile, Some lucky beliebers were reportedly trapped in an elevator with The Biebzfor 20 whole minutes. Swoon!
–Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have taken their amour to Paris.
–Lindsay Lohan‘s reps are denying the dump truck driver’s claims that he was offered a bribe in exchange for not calling the cops when she ran into him.
–Matthew Weiner talks about last night’s (underwhelming, IMO) Mad Men finale.
-It’s not all happy engagement news in the Cyrus household this month. Miley‘s brother, Trace “Face Tats” Cyrus and Brenda Song have called off their wedding plans.
-After a quickie vacation in Cabo last week, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are back at his villa in Lake Como. Seriously, how can I do a Freaky Friday-ish body switch with this woman? I need to convince her to pee next to me in a magic fountain or something…
-It was a busy weekend for the Jersey Shore gang. The cast was reportedly involved in a bar brawl, Deena was arrested for public intoxication, and nude photos of Snooki leaked.
-In case you’re still wondering why Ryan Gosling is with Eva Mendes, here’s what she looks like without makeup.
-Is Garrett Hedlund inching closer to landing the role of Finnick in The Hunger Games sequel?
–Karl Lagerfeld is the only person in the world who looks less animated and life-like than his wax figure.
-There was a planned Dirty Dancing reboot that would have potentially starred Lea Michele? I’m so glad that’s been torpedoed!
-There’s just nothing better than waif-thin actresses who give interviews about how much they love to eat. Except for, you know, everything else.
-A “friend” of Kanye West‘s says he and Kim Kardashian are already talking marriage and kids.
–Michael Sheen and Lizzy Caplan are playing real-life pioneering sex researchers in a new Showtime series. I’m going to watch the crap out of that!
-Here’s the new trailer for 360, starring Rachel Weisz, Jude Law and Anthony Hopkins.