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October 29, 2014

Katie Holmes Talks Tom Cruise in People

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Katie Holmes looks half-asleep on her new People cover, much like readers will be when they read her boring quotes about how she doesn’t want her marriage to Tom Cruise to define her.

-I don’t believe for a second this report about Tom Cruise and Lindsay Lohan dating, mostly because it wouldn’t benefit him in any way.

-According to People, Jennifer Lawrence broke up with Chris Martin because she couldn’t get over his lingering bond with GOOP.

-I watched a few minutes of The Voice last night and thought that Taylor Swift actually seemed to be giving good vocal coaching. Who knew?

-You will not believe Daniel Radcliffe’s rapping skills. The kid did not stammer once while rapping Blackalicious’ “Alphabet Aerobics” on Fallon last night.

-I didn’t necessarily understand Blood Orange’s performance on Kimmel last night, but I kind of loved it.

-I wish Amy Poehler‘s promo tour for her book lasted forever, because she’s a total delight. She tested George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones knowledge on Seth Meyer’s show last night, called out the media for pitting women against each other with all those feminism questions (it’s true; those questions are traps), shared some hilarious thoughts about how Parks and Rec should end, and did a wonderful Reddit AMA.

-Meanwhile, this excerpt from Amy Poehler’s book is everything I’d hoped it would be.

-Now that the DVR numbers have been taken into account, The Flash set a record as The CW’s most watched premiere in history. Yay! Last night’s was the best yet.

-I like Leighton Meester’s new song. There. I said it.

-I do, however, want to scape off most of her makeup on her new Nylon cover.

-The New York Times thinks Olivia Pope drinks wine wrong. Preach! During last week’s Scandal when her dad was berating her for drinking the cheap stuff, I remember not buying that he’s a wine snob because he wasn’t even holding his glass by the stem.

Chris Rock takes to the streets for his SNL promos.

Sandra Bullock came to an extra’s aid when she collapsed from heat stroke because she’s the best.

-The hospital holding Amanda Bynes has announced that they will hold her for an additional 30 days.

-Here’s the new Avengers: Age of Ultron extended trailer that aired during last night’s Agents of SHIELD.

-In her new book, JLo says she’s “been abused in relationships,” causing everyone who reads blind items to raise one eyebrow simultaneously.

-Ohhhh boy. Did Anne Hathaway refuse to shake a journalist’s hand because of Ebola?

-Something good may have come from this fall’s worst new show: Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q are dating.

-Ellen proved that Jake Gyllenhaal is a big scaredy cat.

-Orange is the New Black’s Samira Wiley should be on all the magazine covers ever.

Norman Reedus says he did NOT beg The Walking Dead producers to not make him gay, contrary to some reports.

Katniss has a message for President Snow in the final Mockingjay trailer.