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June 2014

First Look – Tom Hardy & Charlize Theron In Mad Max: Fury Road

Tom Hardy & Charlize Theron In 'Mad Max: Fury Road'

-When I said I wanted to see a dirty photo of Tom Hardy, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Also, is this movie trying to ruin Nicholas Hoult for me?!

-Here are new photos of George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin looking in love and happy and flawless and oh god I have to go eat a bucket of ice cream now…

-Supermodel Cara Delevingne fell asleep multiple times during her interview with Vogue (because that’s totally what healthy, functioning adults do, right?!?), and then angrily tweeted about it.

-Here’s a new clip from Anna Kendrick’s upcoming movie Happy Christmas, which looks delightful.

–Keira Knightley proves she can sing in the latest preview from her new movie, Begin Again. (And yes, I’m going to keep pimping this film until it comes out because I loved it. You’ll love it too. Trust.)

-Meanwhile, is Keira’s costar Adam Levine a douchebag? Maybe, he says.

-The Notebook turns 10 today. Let’s all celebrate by reliving Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams‘ perfect MTV Movie Awards kiss.

–Michelle Fairley‘s new interview with EW is going to make some Game of Thrones fans very, very sad.

–Joel McHale has a thing for knives.

-Is Sarah Jessica Parker heading back to TV? I hope so; I miss her!

–Gary Oldman has apologized for that awful interview he gave to Playboy recently. Well, he’s apologized for parts of it, at least.

-Need a new wardrobe? It’s handled.

–Solange Knowles rang in her 28th birthday in Jamaica with her 51-year-old boyfriend. On the plus side, no elevator fights!

–Brad Pitt goes to war in the brutal new trailer for Fury. I love that Shia LaBeouf barely gets a line in, while Logan Lerman steals the show.

–Harrison Ford‘s injured ankle might mean more Star Wars screen time for Oscar Isaac. YES!!!

–Rob Lowe and his wife had to be rescued after “horrific flooding” hit the village they were in while vacationing in France.

–Madonna wore a black niqab veil because it’s “that kind of day.” Don’t bother complaining about it either; she captioned the photo #unapologeticbitch

-Meanwhile, Lourdes Leon will be attending the University of Michigan this fall, just like her mama.

-Here’s proof that Paul Rudd never, ever ages. He clearly has a creepy enchanted portrait stashed in his attic.

-The trailer for Zero Theorem, starring Tilda Swinton, Christoph Waltz and Matt Damon, is supes weird!

–Eli Wallach (aka the best thing about that stupid Kate Winslet/Cameron Diaz movie The Holiday) has died at the age of 98.

-Also sad: Survivor contestant Caleb Bankston has died at the age of 26 in a terrible train derailment.

-Here’s the first teaser trailer for the new season of Downton Abbey, if people still care about that sort of thing.

–Justin Bieber got into another accident while trying to avoid the paparazzi.

-Of course Tom Cruise goes to a pub in London and orders wine instead of a pint. Like, really.

-The first teaser trailer for Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 has landed. Is it supposed to look like an Apple ad?

Orange Is The New Black’s Taylor Schilling Covers Allure

Taylor Schilling on Cover of Allure Magazine

-I really like Taylor Schilling‘s fresh-faced Allure cover. (Sidenote: do you know that when you type her name into Google, “Taylor Schilling’s feet” is one of the first autofills that comes up? What’s that all about, internet?!)

–Anna Kendrick beat Us Weekly to the punch with her “who wore it better?” tweet about Charlize Theron.

–Robert Pattinson has dried his sparkly vampire tears and moved on from Kristen Stewart with a model named Imogen Kerr. She looks like this, so we can all stop feeling sorry for him now.

-Speaking of Kristen Stewart, she’s not happy with Joan Rivers for the comic’s casting couch remarks.

-Have you seen Obvious Child? You should see Obvious Child. I don’t remember the last movie that had me giggling consistently throughout that much. NBC is refusing to air the trailer because it contains the word “abortion,” and Lena Dunham is justifiably pissed.

-Buffy’s Eliza Dushku has split from Rick Fox. For some reason I caught The View today and he was co-hosting. He has the personality of cardboard.

-Speaking of Buffy alums, Anthony Stewart Head is pushing for a Giles-focused spinoff. Grr, argh!

-When I noticed the so-called “perfect” woman (a gross mix of the “best” features of certain female celebrities) had Carrie Underwood‘s hair, I didn’t even bother looking at anything below her forehead because clearly this is bullshit.

-I like to think that Naya Rivera’s topless selfie is in response to all those surfing photos of Lea Michele that are floating around.

-I don’t know what Selena Gomez’s bikini selfie is all about, though.

–Orlando Bloom is reportedly pursuing Taylor Swift. Stay strong, Tay-Tay!

-If this is how much Kaley Cuoco is talking about babies when she’s not even pregnant, she’s going to be totally insufferable when she actually gets knocked up.

-How did the Queen manage to resist the temptation to sit on the Iron Throne? When it was touring in Toronto, I nearly elbowed someone in the throat just to get a photo of it.

-Congrats to ER’s Noah Wyle, who just got hitched.

–Lupita Nyong’o’s Lancome ad is predictably flawless.

–Gary Oldman did an interview and said some really stupid shit. Stick with your incomprehensible phone ads, buddy.

-Speaking of awkward interviews, let’s just go ahead and blame this mess on Mila Kunis’ pregnancy hormones.

-Here’s the trailer for The Last of Robin Hood, just in case you have a hankering to see Kevin Kline hit on Dakota Fanning. (And if you do, you should get that checked out. It’s not normal.)

Amal Alamuddin Skipped George Clooney’s Family Reunion

George Clooney amal

–Amal Alamuddin is so cool and confident, she didn’t feel the need to suck up to George Clooney‘s parents at his family reunion. God damn her.

-Meanwhile, George‘s aunt really wants him to ask Brad Pitt to be his best man. Preach!

–Christina Milian was engaged and now she’s not. Sad face.

-The bleached eyebrow trend isn’t going away, according to Katy Perry.

–Zachary Quinto will appear on the new season of Girls. I have a friend who named his dog after him, so this is good news for at least one person.

-When did Lauren Conrad suddenly get all political and awesome?

–Kanye West wants to help Instagram redesign their platform.  I’m sure Instagram is thrilled.

-Meanwhile, January Jones made her first big Instagram mistake by posting a TBT photo some people found racist.

-The trailer for Dear White People, which got raves at Sundance, is here.

–Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s reunion involves lots of bible study. Romantic!

–Jennifer Lopez laughed off reports of a feud with Mariah Carey. Why you gotta ruin all our fun, JLo?

-Good news: Tracy Morgan has been released from the hospital and is now in a rehab facility.

-The dress Victoria Beckham wore on her first date with David is surprisingly demure.

-Sarah Jessica Parker is the latest guest on Jerry Seinfeld’s web series and she’s a total delight.

-Is Matthew McConaughy too big now for the Magic Mike sequel? Nooooooo!!!!

-The usually awesome Alan Cummings has apologized for tweeting a photo with the human garbage bag that is Terry Richardson.

-Note to self: follow the woman who plays the Red Witch on GoT. She’s kind of a Twitter freak.

-The trailer for Robert Downey Jr.’s new movie The Judge has landed. The preview of it in EW made me really interested, but I’m not sure this trailer is doing it for me.