–Mila Kunis is wearing a baggy sweater, which everyone is citing as evidence that she’s pregnant and engaged. Even though she wears baggy sweaters all the time. (I know, because I’m always coveting them.)
–Chelsea Handler had some harsh words for Britney, which kinda seems like kicking a puppy at this point.
-The director of Catching Fire thinks Jennifer Lawrence would die really quickly if she had to participate in actual Hunger Games because she’s “way too klutzy.”
-Meanwhile, JLaw joined Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and other celebrities to re-enact Rob Ford’s statement for David Letterman.
–Spike Lee is a walking P.R. nightmare these days. First, he tried to get fans to pay for his new movie, and now he’s being accused of asking a designer to create a movie poster for Oldboy and not paying him.
–Cameron Diaz is tweeting at Tom Cruise over Top Gear.
-Speaking of Twitter, Victoria Beckham just made a funny.
–Patrick Stewart admits to leaning on subway poles, but only when it’s not crowded AND he’s listening to buskers. That’s ok, then.
–Nigella Lawson’s family has taken to Twitter to label her ex ‘dangerous’ and ‘a man scorned.’
-Guys, I don’t want to alarm you, put there’s a really good chance Time is going to name Miley Cyrus as their Person of the Year.
-The custody war between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller continues to get ugly. Now Mueller is claiming her twin boys were struck by a male staff member of Denise Richards while they were in her care.
-US Thanksgiving is very confusing and sad for British people. Allow Gary Oldmanto demonstrate.
–Evan Rachel Wood took to Twitter to slam the MPAA for demanding a sex scene in her new movie be cut.
-This is a really interesting article on the politics of Rihanna‘s new hairstyle.
–Mariah Carey just Instagrammed a photo of her family, and she’s not wearing makeup in it. What. Is. Happening.
–Justin Bieber is showing off his baby muscles again.
-Meanwhile, he attempted to surf and wiped out. A fellow surfer snapped a photo of it, but the Biebs’ bodyguard was having none of it.
-Is Ryan Seacreast dating another model? How does this keep happening?!
-The second trailer for The Invisible Woman, directed by and starring Ralph Fiennes, has landed. I saw it at TIFF and found it very meh.