–Jennifer Love Hewitt’s publicist killed two birds with one stone statement: the Client List actress just announced she has a new daughter (Autumn James) and a new husband (her costar Brian Hallisay).
-Is Tom Cruise dating Orange Is the New Black star Laura Prepon? His rep says no, but she meets his criteria: young, famous but not too famous, a Scientologist, pretty enough to jump on a couch for, etc.
-Madonna has reunited with Sean Penn…but just for charity.
-Speaking of Madonna, her son keeps shooting hilariously unflattering Vines of her.
-If you need to give your cringe muscles a workout, just watch this video of Prince William awkwardly joining Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift for a rendition of “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
-Can’t wait for Anchorman 2? You’re in luck! It’s coming out two days earlier than expected.
-Meanwhile, here’s the cast singing “Afternoon Delight.”
-Oscar campaigning is already in full swing. The Weinstein Company is offering free movie tickets to SAG voters. How is that allowed?!
-Meanwhile, Scarlett Johansson and ‘Her’ voice is ineligible for a Golden Globe nomination.
–Kim Kardashian claims that Kanye West loved James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s “Bound 2” spoof. Sure he did.
-Now Zac Efron is trying to get in on the Bound-spoofing action.
-In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Zac‘s broken jaw might not have happened as he claimed it did.
–Sofia Vergara earns more money than any other actor on TV (male or female). Does this make anyone else really, really sad?
-Watch Sky Ferreira wear lingerie and gyrate atop a coin-operated horse in her new, very NSFW music video.
–Josh Hutcherson was adorable on Jimmy Fallon last night, talking about how he wants to be like Justin Timberlake. “I frosted my tips when I was a little kid. I did my best.”
–John Corbett is returning to Parenthood. Between his return and Jason Ritter‘s, is Sarah’s storyline just a going to be big reboot from last season? Yawn.
–Gwyneth Paltrow calls Santa Claus “Father Christmas,” like a true (fake) British person.
-It’s good to see @midnight getting some love. I’m finding it a fun, post-Colbert show.
–Lindsay Lohan is showing off her Thanksgiving meal skills on Instagram.
-Here’s that controversial rape joke in Sarah Silverman’s new special.
–Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher‘s divorce is finally final.
–New promos for American Hustle have landed. Jennifer Lawrence looks fierce in this. No wonder the buzz around her performance is building.