-Here’s our first look at Angelina Jolie in as Maleficent (aka – the entire world’s next Halloween costume).
–Zac Efron broke his jaw last weekend. Is anyone else’s spidey senses tingling?
-At the debut of his new film last night, Mark Walhberg WENT OFF on other actors for complaining about military training for a role. Sleep with one eye open, Tom Cruise!
-Poor Lily Allen. Yesterday, she was being heralded as a brave artist for releasing a scathing pop culture commentary. Today, she’s getting flack for having mostly non-white dancers in the same video.
–Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest feminists in the world, according to Miley Cyrus.
–Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, proves her feminist roots by actually talking like one. Repeatedly.
-Meanwhile, I love this coat dress on Jennifer Lawrence, but I love the description of it even more.
–Mariah Carey didn’t hold back when asked about her time on American Idol, talking about how much she hated it.
-Eek! Nicolas Cage had sexy nekkid photos stolen from his house by a former handyman.
-Vampire Diaries stars and exes Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are back on, which I guess is bound to happen when your show’s writers insist on staging intense makeout sessions every episode.
-Does this blurry video show Kanye West cold-cocking photographers in Texas?
-I hate the “let’s all scrutinize her post-baby body” trend, but even I must admit that Evan Rachel Wood looks stunning. I’m also really digging the wig she’s wearing on the cover of Nylon.
-Here’s another great “where are they now?” piece on Love Actually, but this focuses on the characters, not the cast.
-I also loved this interview with Andrew Lincoln about it.
-Did Isla Fisher try to convince Julianne Hough to go to the bathroom and wash her face during the now-infamous blackface incident?
–Emma Thompson says she forgave Helena Bonham Carter for having an affair with Kenneth Branagh and ending her marriage, because Emma Thompson is a goddamn national treasure. (Who’s really good at animal impressions.)
–Justin Bieber continues to piss off his fans, this time by disrespecting the Argentine flag.
-Meanwhile, his Brazilian hookup Tati Neves claims The Biebs is really good in bed, so there’s that.
-Supermodel Cindy Crawford reportedly acted exactly as you assume supermodels act.
-Your Valentine’s Day plans have already been set: Universal just announced that they’ll release Fifty Shades of Grey on Feb. 13, 2015.
-Meanwhile, EW has the first image of Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in character for the film. For a guy who made me hot for a serial killer, that’s a weirdly unflattering photo of him.
-This is the best reaction to Justin Timberlake‘s whiny GQ interview, so everyone else should just give up and go home.
–Kim Kardashian was chased by the paparazzi — and yet she was the one who ended up with a speeding ticket.
-The full Catching Fire soundtrack is streaming, if that’s your jam.
–This girl is exactly the type I’d picture when thinking about who I’d set Joaquin Phoenix up with (give or take a 10-year age boost).
–Lady Gaga‘s new SNL promos should coming with a warning tag: “May induce vomiting.”
–George Clooney is back-tracking on his diss about Leonardo DiCaprio — but willing to let the Russell Crowe comment stand.
–Amanda Peet says she used to help her screenwriter husband edit Game of Thrones, but she doesn’t anymore because she’s terrified of being spoiled.
-A new Noah teaser has arrived.
–Miranda July‘s “We Think Alone” email project ended this week (with the lamest theme possible — computer problems). Now that it’s over, Lena Dunham has emerged as the art project’s oversharing, needy winner.
-Now Liv Tyler is jumping on the lifestyle guru bandwagon. Enough, already!
-The first trailer for Divergent has landed. What do y’all think?