-Welp, this Brokeback Mountain’s oral history hurt my heart.
–Ben Affleck talked about feeling the pressure for Batman v Superman — no doubt more so now that the Captain America: Civil War trailer dropped. (Ever since the guys on The Watch podcast pointed out that Hollywood folk constantly refer to intellectual property as “IP”, that’s all I can see in interviews now.)
-This new Luther trailer is near perfect. The only thing that could make it better is if Idris Elba muttered “somefing’s na right…”
-Also, here’s new photos of Idris because clearly Christmas came early.
–Tom Cruise is unraveling those rumours that he’s eyeing a Mummy reboot, so that’s one less thing we can mock him for.
–Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn have reportedly reached an amicable divorce settlement.
-Bones’ executive producer is suing Fox. That’s gotta make for a fun time on set.
–Miranda Lambert is stiff-upper-lipping this whole divorce thing quite admirably.
-I think Creed is going to destroy the long weekend box office and I couldn’t be happier for Michael B Jordan. Where’s Wallace? On top of the world, that’s where!
-I feel like I’m the only person I know who didn’t run into Drake this week in Toronto. Sad face.
–Fantastic Four’s Honest Trailer is a million times better than the movie itself.
–Mariah Carey has decided that she’s not going to age. Wait, that’s an option?!?
–Daniel Radcliffe wants us to know that he didn’t masturbate on the set of Harry Potter. Um, thanks?
-Here’s the trailer for Terrence Malick’s latest mind blender, Knight of Cups starring Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett and Natalie Portman.