–Katie Holmes FTW! She might have budged a little on their joint statement, but that was quickly overshadowed by news that they’ve already reached a divorce settlement out of court and — even though details haven’t officially been released — early word is that she’s getting primary custody of Suri in NYC. Excuse me while I go build this woman a shrine… (In the meantime, please enjoy the awkward TomKat dancing video above in memoriam.)
–Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were spotted riding his motorcycle. Take cover, people — this is really happening!
-Congrats to Grey’s Anatomy star Sara Ramirez, who just got hitched.
-A bus crashed into the set of Sandra Bullock‘s new movie. No word on whether it had to stay above 50 mph.
-Speaking of Blake, Barry Watson from 7th Heaven just signed on to play her Gossip Girl love interest in the weirdest casting move of the day.
-On-again/off-again couple Laura Dern and Ben Harper are back off. She just filed for divorce (again).
–Stacy Keilber got food poisoning, though it’s hard to feel bad for her when you consider it happened when she was in Italy with George Clooney. Can you imagine him taking care of you? The thought of it gives my uterus butterflies.
-Sporty Spice Mel C has split from her baby daddy after 10 years together.
-It’s official: Philip Seymour Hoffman has signed on to play Plutarch in the Hunger Games sequel, Catching Fire.
-Question: Is there nothing Jon Hamm can’t do? Answer: No.
-An ex-Idol contestant is suing MTV for $40 million.
–50 Cent is in damage control mode after tweeting an offensive comment about autism.
–Fifty Shades of Grey is now a YouTube musical. Of course it is.
-Awkward! Taylor Swift‘s ex-boyfriend is now shooting a movie with her rumoured new boyfriend. Even more awkward: two of the three people in this story are named Taylor.
-Congrats to Lily Allen, who’s expecting her second child.
-In other baby news, Sienna Miller gave birth to a baby girl.