–Justin Bieber tells Rolling Stone, “I don’t carry myself as a boy” and “I carry myself in a more manly way.” Aww! Sure you do, muffin!
-This morning’s Emmy nods were all about snubs instead of pleasant surprises. No Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Joel McHale, Fringe, Parks and Recreation(!), Happy Endings, or The Good Wife? Blah! At least there was the Max Greenfield/Breaking Bad love.
-Out of all the people rumoured to be up for the role of Finnick in Catching Fire, I would have never bet it’d be this guy. Is it too late to sign the Jesse Williams petition?
–Demi Moore’s daughters might not be talking to her, but they’re not quite ready to get a restraining order, either.
-Do you want to hear Nick Offerman talk about his oversized penis prop? Of course you do!
-In other golden Nick news, here’s some video of Ron Swanson reading the tweets of young female celebrities.
–Elisabetta Canalis is stuck in a hot car (don’t get too excited; it’s just in a new video for PETA).
–Kim Kardashian tweeted a photo of her “ugly cry face” from a recent roller-coaster ride with Kanye West.
-Meanwhile, Kim is the second highest paid woman on TV, right behind Sofia Vergara.
-Our lord and saviour Joss Whedon did Felicia Day a solid by starring in her new YouTube series.
-Despite initial reports, Jessica Biel isn’t going to be in the Wolverine sequel anymore.
-Sweet! Frank Ocean‘s new album debuted at No. 2 on the Billboard charts.
-Is Liev Schreiber kissing wife Naomi Watts or trying to eat her face?
–Paris Jackson has been cast in a movie…and aunt Janet is reportedly unhappy about it.
–Halle Berry has been released from the hospital after suffering a head injury on the set of Hive.
-Today in real estate porn: Drake’s new mansion.
-There are more rumours about Penelope Cruz being preggo.
-The first trailer for Lindsay Lohan‘s new film has landed, and she isn’t even in it! That sounds about right, actually.