-Sources close to Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith are poo-pooing those divorce rumors.
-Just in case you weren’t already convinced that The Dark Knight Rises was going to own the summer, it’s already made $25 million in presales alone.
-How messed up do you have to be to get kicked out of rehab? Ask Pete Doherty.
-The boy of One Direction continue to denounce gay rumours (aka – the one thing that would make me remotely interested in them).
-Congrats to Guy Ritchie, who’s expecting another kid with girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley.
–Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still together and still making their mamas proud.
–Jeff Daniels said he slammed Aaron Sorkin’s head into a desk during his audition for The Newsroom. That might explain the writing…
–Tom Cruise‘s camp continues to comment on the cover stories of bottom-feeding tabs (thereby giving them legitimacy). Today, his lawyer is slamming L&S‘s report that he “abandoned” Suri.
-Meanwhile, Katie Holmes continues to transition away from robo-wife and back to actress. Now she’s heading to Broadway.
–Amy Poehler, who was nominated for an Emmy (yay!) but her show wasn’t (boo!), has released another “Ask Amy” video — from her bathtub.
-If you cherish your sleep, you should probably not take a job on Rihanna‘s yacht. #justsayin’
–Chris Brown and his girlfriend have reportedly split up. There’s a whole saga about her and Drake, but I just can’t bring myself to care.
-Meanwhile, Drake just tweeted an anti-violence message about the shootings in Toronto. Good boy.
-The role of Emily’s mother on Revenge has just been cast — and I kind of love who they picked.
-Despite reports, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna might not exactly be BFFs again.
–Buffy‘s having a boy.
–Passion Pit just dropped their new video for “It’ll Be Alright.” Now it will!