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July 5, 2012

Tom Cruise Wears the Lifts, But Katie Holmes Wears the Pants

-When I think of Katie Holmes, I think of the girl blubbering to Dawson about her “weird feelings” and re-reading The Little Mermaid instead of having sex with Pacey, not someone who could ever be called the ‘biggest nightmare in Scientology history.’ Big ups to little Joey Potter!

-Did Katie hint at the upcoming split in a recent interview with Elle?

-Meanwhile, Katie is certainly not hiding from the press. She was spotted out and about with Suri in NYC again, this time at a museum. She’s actually using the paparazzi for protection! Oh, and she just announced that she’ll be showing her clothing line at Fashion Week. I think I’m developing a girl crush…

-The Tom/Katie split is throwing some unexpected sympathy Nicole Kidman’s way.

-Uh-oh. Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on the rocks? But who will he share his fondue with?!

Britney Spears looks happy and healthy while celebrating the fourth of July in Hawaii with her fam.

Ben Affleck also looks happy celebrating the 4th — and underdressed.

-Speaking of underdressed, Lady Gaga wore a bra and velvet cape for a recent coffee run. That seems totally appropriate!

Seth Meyers may take over as Kelly Ripa‘s fulltime cohost on Live!

Jessica Simpson is denying false reports she’s launching a bridal line. Stop giving her ideas, false reports!

-Congrats to Matthew McConaughey (or Dallas, as I will be calling him from now on). He’s expecting baby No. 3.

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP is promoting a plain white $90 tshirt. But she calls it “essential” so it must be totally worth it.

-A newly redheaded Lindsay Lohan is spending a lot of time with costar/porn star James Deen. Of course she is!

Tina Fey rapping. That is all.

Claire Danes is Pregnant

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy in Evening
Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy in Evening.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child. Our lil’ Angela Chase is all grow’d up!

-Oh, snap! Tom Cruise has finally broken his silence through a statement from his lawyer, and it is CUTTING! The gloves are off, people!

-Ice cream makes everything better: Katie Holmes and Suri looked anything but sad during an ice cream run in NYC.

-Meanwhile, her lawyer is denying reports that she wants an emergency custody hearing. Yes, for the sake of good gossip, please stretch this out as long as physically possible.

Tom spent a mopey birthday with his teenage kids at home in L.A. Cheer up, buddy! At least you just topped Forbes‘ list of the highest paid actors, and it doesn’t look like Katie will be getting any of it.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore‘s daughters continue to gush gossip. There’s rumours that nude photos of their youngest, Tallulah, are being shopped around.

-I dig Clark Duke, but even he can’t save The Office.

-Here’s a killer blast from the past: Kirsten Dunst and “Joey” Gordon-Levitt on Celebrity Teen Jeopardy. I love that it takes Kirsten 15 mins to even get on the board.

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are still going strong. They were spotted enjoying a romantic meal in Paris.

Mila Kunis says she couldn’t go on a normal date even if she tried. (Psst! I think this is the part where we’re supposed to feel bad for the rich, drop-dead gorg, in-demand actress.)

-Is Frank Ocean the first R&B singer to admit to being in a relationship with a man? Good on ’em!

Alec Baldwin‘s Twitter leave was predictably short-lived.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis reportedly had “blazing fights” before their split. (This is news because divorces are usually preceded by skipping through fields of wild flowers?)

The Amazing Spider-Man is living up to its name at the box office.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler celebrated the fourth of July in Lake Como.

– The trailer for Why Stop Now, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Melissa Leo and Tracy Morgan, has landed. It actually looks pretty great!