–Tom Cruise turns 50 today. I’m guessing this wasn’t the happiest birthday ever, especially since he was hoping to celebrate it with Katie Holmes in Iceland. Instead, he had to head home to concentrate on damage control. On the plus side: dude, you look *great*! (See the Jack Reacher trailer below.)
-Is it weird that all of Tom‘s relationships crumbled with his significant other turned 33? First Mimi Rogers, then Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz and now Katie.
-Porn star James Deen (no, really) insists he’s not sleeping with costar Lindsay Lohan. The day is young, kid.
-Meanwhile, here’s a look at Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor as Cleopatra.
–Jena Malone has reportedly been offered the role of Johanna in The Hunger Games sequel.
-Let’s hope Adele doesn’t read Us Weekly. The mag reports her boyfriend/baby daddy is planning to propose.
-Just when you thought Adam Levine couldn’t get creepier, he rocks a 70s porn ‘stache!
–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West visited a children’s hospital. Haven’t sick kids been through enough?!?
-Remember when Alex Pettyfer was supposed to be the new It Guy around the time of I Am Four, but his super bad attitude reportedly got in the way and Hollywood put him on a time out? Well, he’s back with Magic Mike — and so’s the ‘tude. Not being able to get along with Channing Tatum is like not being able to get along with a basket of puppies!
–Anderson Cooper is thanking Hollywood heavyweights for their support following his coming out.
-Twitter tried to kill Gotye, but he overcame.
–Gywneth Paltrow and Chris Martin indulged in some rare PDA during a Coldplay show Friday night.
-A bunch of scenes were cut from The Amazing Spider-Man, including some of the first clips that were released.
–Kristen Stewart‘s new Balenciaga ad has dropped.
–R. Kelly is blaming his divorce on The Notebook. Well, Ryan Gosling is a tough act to follow.
-It’s not all bad for Tom Cruise this week. His new trailer doesn’t look massively terrible. Yay?