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JLo Talks Breakups, Girlfriends in Marie Claire

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-I’m coveting the shade of red lipstick Jennifer Lopez is wearing on the cover of Marie Claire UK.

–Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani were spotted holding hands, and whoever is manning People’s Twitter feed is very excited about it.

–Sandra Bullock and her boyfriend also dared to hold hands in public. What’s this world coming to?!

-I feel like we’ve seen this dress on Angelina Jolie before, no?  Her movie isn’t getting rave reviews…yet.

–Michael Fassbender says his horse on the Jane Eyre set got an erection every time he tried to mount it. Understandable.

–Justin Bieber says his relationship with his mom is “pretty nonexisting.” Just like his grasp of the English language.

–Donald Trump is bragging that he got veto power on any SNL skit he deemed too “risque.” Yeah, I think that’s called being an SNL host.

-A new clip from Brooklyn has arrived. God, I love this movie.

-This lawsuit between Sean Penn and Lee Daniels just gets curiouser and curiouser.

-Wow. I can’t remember a TV show that’s gotten such unanimously positive reviews like Aziz Anzari‘s Master of None. It’s now on Netflix, so knock yourself out.

–Mandy Moore is dating the guy from Dawes? Good on her!

-Is it just me, or has Robert De Niro turned into a grumpy old man overnight?

–Adele says her management took away her tweeting privileges because she drunk-tweeted too much. In other news, I really need management.

-Let’s all listen to the new Coldplay song and wonder if Chris Martin is singing about Jennifer Lawrence.

–Bryan Cranston and Stephen Colbert pondered life’s big questions last night.

-A new international Star Wars trailer has arrived, and it’s so much better than the first one.

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Split

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Jennifer Lawrence photographed by Patrick Demarchelier for Vanity Fair.

–Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have called it quits — again.

-This story about Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes possibly being engaged surprised me, only because I assumed they were already married. Apparently once they had a baby, I totally stopped caring.

-For those of you on wedding ring watch, both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are bare fingering it these days.

-Praise Blue Ivy! Ed Sheeran‘s terrible chest tattoo of a lion was a prank. Joke’s on us…I guess?

-Did Woody Allen fire Bruce Willis? Not that I’m a WA fan, but this makes me happy. The guy who’s responsible for the word “chuffa” doesn’t seem like the kind of actor who’ll take direction.

–Amy Schumer called into the Bachelorette’s after show for a little “phone sex” and then took a photo of what she was wearing, winning the internet in the process.

-Also, Amy and Jennifer Lawrence are writing a movie together in which they play sisters.
–Taylor Swift keeps collecting awesomes for her squad. The latest additions include St. Vincent and Beck.

-Buffy and UnREAL writer Marti Noxon is developing a new show set in NYC’s restaurant scene? Gimmie!

–Cindy Crawford has a a cottage on Ontario’s Lake Muskoka, and it looks amazing. (It would look even more amazing if George Clooney was vacationing in it.)

-Mr Robot’s season finale has been pulled from tonight’s schedule due to “a graphic scene similar in nature to today’s tragic events in Virginia.” It will air next week instead. The critics who’ve seen the finale said the delay is absolutely the right call.

-Meanwhile, we can fill time during the delay by reading how Mr. Robot became an obsession thanks to this one weird visual trick.

-Also, this Mr. Robot Supercut proves that last week’s big twist holds up. (Spoilers, obvs.)

–Jeremy Renner doesn’t think Avengers/Guardians crossover will happen, but this is the same guy who admitted that he basically only reads his parts in the Avengers scripts, so what does he know?

-A new rumour suggests Man Of Steel 2 is on “permanent hold,” which sounds like a fancy way to say DC is waiting to see how much everyone hates Superman vs. Batman before figuring out their future moves.

-Every new clip from Denis Villeneuve’s Sicario makes me want to try to get into it at TIFF. Seeing what Emily Blunt wears on the red carpet also wouldn’t suck.

The Hope Is Out There: The X Files May Return

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-The X Files reboot continues to inch closer to reality. The biggest holdup seems to be Gillian Anderson’s schedule, but seeing as she was the one who started #XFiles2015, I think she’ll figure out a way to make it work.

-Speaking of Gillian Anderson, I really liked this review of season 2 of The Fall as a dark, methodical deconstruction of women in crime shows. I have a bunch of episodes on my DVR but have yet to psych myself up enough to watch it.

-In other TV shows about women kicking ass, here’s a good take on what Agent Carter gets right that Agents of Shield didn’t.

-On the Graham Norton Show, Meryl Streep kissed Mark Ruffalo while James McAvoy watched. Which means she’s *literally* living my dream!

-Also on the Graham Norton Show, Jessie J demonstrated how she can sing “Bang Bang” with her mouth closed.

-Finally, someone asked Terrence Howard about those allegations of violence against women. I don’t care that Empire someone managed a ratings increase with its second episode and is a certified hit; I just can’t with him.

-Stalker costars Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q have been engaged for months? Huh.

-Despite it’s crazy box office take, Seth Rogen was not super impressed with American Sniper.

-Buffy’s Anthony Stewart Head continues to be is the goddamn best.

-It’s probably way too early for me to be this excited about Pitch Perfect 2, right?

–Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were spotted on a candlelit dinner date, so that’s still a thing that we need to keep pretending isn’t really happening.

-In news that should surprise no one, James Franco is super infatuated with fellow artsy-fart Lana Del Rey.

-The next time Lena Dunham has an image problem, it’ll be handled Olivia Pope-stylez.

–Jennifer Aniston says she’s happy to be the “number one snubbed” by the Oscar nominations. Not to kick her while she’s down, but I’m pretty sure that honour goes to Jake Gyllenhaal.

-She also talked about grabbing Kate Hudson’s ass at the Golden Globes. “It’s such an irresistible tush.”

-Parenthood’s final episode will include a flash-forward. Oh god, I’m already crying. This is going to be like Six Feet Under all over again.

-Well, at least Justin Bieber had a sense of humour about SNL’s parody of his underwear ads.

-Speaking of SNL, this weekend’s host Kevin Hart talked about Bill Cosby and how Sony apologized for that “whore” comment in an interview with THR.

-In other Kevin Hart news, here’s the latest trailer for Get Hard.